Fixing your problems

It all started back in the summer of '84, when young Matt got his first bicycle. On it he found a most marvelous device, a thing previously unknown to him.

He would later discover it was known as a mirror; that it was destined to be both his greatest enemy and his only true friend.
 
Focus, I just had this great idea on how your life ambition for ruling the world can work with my ambition for revolutionizing the world.


Evo-

I'm a self-saboteur. How does I fix?
 
evo, my left knee squeeks a little bit when i deep squat. it doesnt hurt but im wondering why does it do it and how do i make it stop? :]
 
I vote for keeping it long...then agian, I don't have to take care of it...:D

Hey markmywords your avi is the same as the logo for the biggest gang in new zealand (the mongrel mob) Just a little titbit.


Evo my mrs wont stop whining what shall I do P.s. I tried chocolate already.
 
evo, my left knee squeeks a little bit when i deep squat. it doesnt hurt but im wondering why does it do it and how do i make it stop? :]

Wait, I know this one... Stop squatting deep!? :D

Lei, PM me your proposal? Together we shall put our boots to the posterior of evil!
 
PM yours first. Give me the specifics :)

I have a feeling you might be able to use yours to do mine. Which would make me worthless.
 
Ok Evo...

how do i get my right nut to hang as low as my left nut?

or conversely, how do i get my left nut to climb to the height of my right nut?

:D
 
Not really a problem, but hey....

Whats the verdict on men and women with long hair???

Well, a lot depends on the shape of your face. I haven't located your pics, so I can't really make a valid judgement for you personally. The Sinead O'Connor look went out the door a long time ago. Women are better with hair that is chin length or longer. Men with long hair are hippies.

I'm about to go get my chopped short after wearing it long for 30 years....:eek: DH supports me, but he is a long hair man....I feel guilty but I'm tired of tying it back to keep it out of the way........

What do ya'll think?........ Short? or Long?

Before we continue, you're going to have to start punctuating y'all correctly.




P.S. in the "short" hair pic I'm exhausted, didn't get much sleep last night....
I'm not seeing a pic. Please repost link.
 
OK, Evo--I'll play.

Since you're psychic, I don't have to tell you WHAT is wrong, because you already know. Fix me.

The real problem is you have so many problems it's hard to find a place to start. We could either start with your fear of clowns or your deep seated desire to have been born as a midget.
 
Okay Mr theraputic councelor, (theraputic councelor should actually be therapeutic counselor) but I've got a problem and don't know what it is.

1. Tell me my problem.
2. Tell me the solution.

Problem-you want to look good in pink.
Solution-accept that no man looks good in pink.
 
Focus, I just had this great idea on how your life ambition for ruling the world can work with my ambition for revolutionizing the world.


Evo-

I'm a self-saboteur. How does I fix?

Oh this is easy. Make a list of everything you want to accomplish in life. Now list the things that you'll do to sabotage these goals. Then you simply sabatoge the sabatoges and you're golden.
 
Evo my mrs wont stop whining what shall I do P.s. I tried chocolate already.

Well, if you weren't so lazy, she wouldn't whine so much. Please fix your slovenly and lazy behaviors and she'll suddenly stop whining. Don't try chocolate, it'll only make her diabetic.
 
Hey markmywords your avi is the same as the logo for the biggest gang in new zealand (the mongrel mob) Just a little titbit.


Evo my mrs wont stop whining what shall I do P.s. I tried chocolate already.

Oh sweet, that is pretty cool, thanks for that tidbit. I just liked it. And I have a shirt I got off eBay that says Bulldog Gym with a mean lookin' dog like this one...:cool:
 
Ok Evo...

how do i get my right nut to hang as low as my left nut?

or conversely, how do i get my left nut to climb to the height of my right nut?

:D

You're going about this the wrong way. You need to take the opposite approach. I suggest taking a rubber band and snapping your lower hanging testicle. This'll help draw it in and you'll have a nice, even scrotum.
 
Well, a lot depends on the shape of your face. I haven't located your pics, so I can't really make a valid judgement for you personally. The Sinead O'Connor look went out the door a long time ago. Women are better with hair that is chin length or longer. Men with long hair are hippies.



Before we continue, you're going to have to start punctuating y'all correctly.





I'm not seeing a pic. Please repost link.

ok, I took them down, don't like my face up on the web for a long time.

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mmmm Mocha... :drooling1:
 
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