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I've recently found out that not only am I psychic but I have awesome abilities as a theraputic councelor. So if anyone is having issues, state them here and I help you work them out.

Keep in mind these are free sessions. Soon I will be world famous and I will have to charge.
 
I'll keep this mind in the future, might come in handy ;)
 
I've been eating bananas all day like Der has been telling me..but my penis has not grown? :confused:
 
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Thats would be cool Evo haha
P.s the banana won't actually lengthen your weener phate, it will only delude your brain ;)
 
Derwyddon said:
People on the forum bug me. Fix me please.
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What's happening here is it's your anger towards the nazi feminists of the world. You feel their self-blinding propaganda will lead to an upset in the American economy. I suggest 3 bloody marys first thing in the morning. Your outlook will get better from there.
 
Phate89 said:
I've been eating bananas all day like Der has been telling me..but my penis has not grown? :confused:
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What she failed to tell you is that you have to be putting more weight on your right leg than your left leg. You've been doing it opposite this entire time. Because of your wrong slant, the penis increasing ingredients of the banana are being recycled into your urea.
 
Not really a problem, but hey....

Whats the verdict on men and women with long hair???

I'm about to go get my chopped short after wearing it long for 30 years....:eek: DH supports me, but he is a long hair man....I feel guilty but I'm tired of tying it back to keep it out of the way........

What do ya'll think?........ Short? or Long?

Apts set for next Tuesday......... I can still just get a trim.....lol :)


P.S. in the "short" hair pic I'm exhausted, didn't get much sleep last night....
 
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Short, no contest. Also, you should make an effort to be tired all the time.

Then I made yet another anchorman reference that amused and maybe even aroused you.
 
[Focus] said:
Short, no contest. Also, you should make an effort to be tired all the time.

Then I made yet another anchorman reference that amused and maybe even aroused you.
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LOL! Amusing you are.....always :D

as for tired, well that's practically a given.....lol
 
Kraken said:
Gotfit you look really pissed off in both pics.:)
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I said I was tired! give a gal a break! LOL...hell,I don't even have any make-up on (not something I wear a whole lot) but it was the HAIR I was talking about...:rolleyes: what about the hair????......lol
 
gotfit said:
I said I was tired! give a gal a break! LOL...hell,I don't even have any make-up on (not something I wear a whole lot) but it was the HAIR I was talking about...:rolleyes: what about the hair????......lol
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oooooohhh it was the HAIR I was supposed to look at.

Hold on let me go back.
 
Kraken said:
oooooohhh it was the HAIR I was supposed to look at.

Hold on let me go back.
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He's been gone an awfully long time... might wanna lock the doors and windows, there, darlin'.
 
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