Complete B.S Thread

Karky and Tom. All I can say is Jesus ******* Christ. What the hell...
Problems boys...

ANYWAY...

At a private school party the other week these guys were putting a bottle up a girls 'area' and then got bored and tried to set it alight :mad:

What's more she was letting them...

Need to be more respectful to the females boys. The ones worth respecting anyway.
 
Speaking of shaving, I so wanna get a pedi after work and a foot massage -thought it could help my hurt neck since your feet connect to everything. BUT I feel bad since I'm not freshly shavin lol I'm not a beast lol but still - am I being ridiculous???? Oh and the chair I get to sit in will be a dream! WHAT SHOULD I DO??

You should go, I've had a manicurist actually tell me he could care less whether or not my legs were hairy. He said he does guys too, so it doesn't matter either way. :)
 
I once had my girlfriend wax off my facial hair. Everything from the ears/cheeks down. Just wanted to see how bad it would hurt, and how long it would save me from having to shave (it was less than a week -_-). That wasn't pleasant, but I'm pretty sure you'll survive having your back done.

Also, people are watching too much porn these days. It really is scandalous. Then I muttered something about "self-respect".

2158.
 
Oh man, don't get me started on porn.

Jeez. That stuff in the past year has deteriorated. The odds of clicking on a link and getting a 300lb grandma under the link of 'milf' is too high for my liking :S
 
I once had my girlfriend wax off my facial hair. Everything from the ears/cheeks down. Just wanted to see how bad it would hurt, and how long it would save me from having to shave (it was less than a week -_-). That wasn't pleasant, but I'm pretty sure you'll survive having your back done.

Also, people are watching too much porn these days. It really is scandalous. Then I muttered something about "self-respect".

2158.

jesus man your FACE thats too much lol
i once made the mistake of shaving every thing below the belt (back.sack and crack)then going for a 3 mile run a few hours later bad mistake.

for 2 days i was walking like i could`nt catch a pig in an ally.

from now on anything below the belt stays below the belt.
 
Oh man, don't get me started on porn.

Jeez. That stuff in the past year has deteriorated. The odds of clicking on a link and getting a 300lb grandma under the link of 'milf' is too high for my liking :S

one mans filth is another mans turn on. its the `gilfs`you wanna shy away from:biggrinsanta:
 
jesus man your FACE thats too much lol
i once made the mistake of shaving every thing below the belt (back.sack and crack)then going for a 3 mile run a few hours later bad mistake.

for 2 days i was walking like i could`nt catch a pig in an ally.

from now on anything below the belt stays below the belt.

I apologize in advance Marko:

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!

:)


Chillen
 
lmfao

I'm pretty ****ing buzzed. That means I can type perfectly.

Is is stupid when you're the most charasmatic yet most drunk person in the room? I think they cancel eachother out.
 
Almost got a victim last night, she wouldnt let me back to hers tho :(

Also today my mate crashed his mom's Honda S2000, sh!t.

Thats my life update
 
Ok...nothing really. I just didn't have an ID. I wish I could say I threw a drink at some hoochie and we got into a clothes-tearing, hair-pulling showdown, but alas...
 
Im trespassed for two years from a bar because I walked into a light fitting and knocked it off the wall accidently. I needed three stiches and Im banned for two years haha. I didnt like the place anyway.
 
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