No, thank you for making sure I go down for aiding and abetting. XD
I was wondering why the Russian. I know your pain. My entire extended family does that **** to me all the time. I'm like, "Hey, guys. Thanks for making me watch all that TV when I was 2 so I could trade my sanity and all 3 of the languages I knew for being able to speak English and just enough of the other stuff to know I want to punch someone. We'll see how funny it is when I'm telling highly inappropriate stories in place of a eulogy at your funeral, there, Unc."