Complete B.S Thread

seriously? what the hell.. how does the English version of the analogy go?
bees don't have sex with birds, they have sex with flowers! :p

Yup. It's "the birds and the bees". As I said, yours does make more sense. I'm not entirely sure if there is any sort of analogue behind it, I think it's just one o those sayings that doesn't make a whole lot of sense when taken out of its original context. I mean, honestly, the birds and the bees freaks me out a bit. I'm not down with that interspecies stuff. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, Tom.

Edit: Take "worth his weight in salt", for example. There were many different times and cultures in the distant past where this was similar to saying something like "worth his weight in gold", because salt was actually worth more than gold, ounce for ounce, but it fails to make any sense to someone hearing it today. Worth his weight in gold, on the other hand, still works just fine.

2024.
 
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Oh jeebus.

I added kitty as a myspace friend, i rock.


Dammm straight.
 
seriously? what the hell.. how does the English version of the analogy go?
bees don't have sex with birds, they have sex with flowers! :p

Bees don't have sex with flowers, they are simply collecting food and the pollen sticks to them and gets transported to other flowers.

So really, bees are helping flowers have sex with other flowers.

They're pimps!
 
. (re: "the birds and the bees")

So, kitty, you don't consider extracting and then rubbing spunk all over yourself and others sex? Hahahahahaha. :D

You guys are a bad influence on me.

2027.
 
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Yup. It's "the birds and the bees". As I said, yours does make more sense. I'm not entirely sure if there is any sort of analogue behind it, I think it's just one o those sayings that doesn't make a whole lot of sense when taken out of its original context. I mean, honestly, the birds and the bees freaks me out a bit. I'm not down with that interspecies stuff. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, Tom.

Edit: Take "worth his weight in salt", for example. There were many different times and cultures in the distant past where this was similar to saying something like "worth his weight in gold", because salt was actually worth more than gold, ounce for ounce, but it fails to make any sense to someone hearing it today. Worth his weight in gold, on the other hand, still works just fine.

2024.

So you're saying that maybe 1000 years ago, when the saying was made, birds did have sex with bees? :p
 
LOL F*cking hell kark you can make me laugh sometimes. I thought i was bad :)
 
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