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The battlestar galactica razor? that's what I mean by "movie" didn't you say that was the start of season 4?
 
Karky said:
The battlestar galactica razor? that's what I mean by "movie" didn't you say that was the start of season 4?
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Oh! If you mean Razor by "movie" then do not watch this first! It it meant to parallel a story based on other stuff that happens in the show. That is what I mean by 'chronological' - but it presumes you've been watching.

The three hour miniseries/pilot should be your starting point.
 
Quote of the day:

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

Funny euphemisms people use for farts:

Gravy Pants

Firing Scud Missiles

Turd Honking

Mud Duck

Panty Burps

Pant Stainers

Cut the Cheese

Trouser Cough

K-Fart

Crack Splitters

Turd Tooties

Anal Audio

Great Brown Cloud

Exercising the meat nozzle


Well, I had to post something today.....;)
 
People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
(unknown)

When it gets tough and the heat is turned up, put more motivation and determination in your cup.



Best regards to ALL,


Chillen
 
If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
* You only get laid once.
* You only get eaten once.
* It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
* You share your box with 11 other guys.
* But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day.


This joke was submitted by:
Angelo S.
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Chillen
 
I didn't feel like going to my Art class today, Yuck. So, I just decided to sleep in the back of my car until class was over..LOL. It was only one day, don't plan on doing that much.

Well im off to perform upper body session...
 
I love winter! What's so great about summer? sunburns? mosquitoes? heat and humidity?

I'm looking forward to moving to MN soon where they get real winters
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I like all the seasons. Winter is OK, I just don't like the extreme cold. And as long as it's snowing, I can justify the cold, too bad we don't get many snow storms here. Fall is nice because you can still get nice days in the 60s-70s, and also get nice cool evenings. Spring kinda the same way. Summer I love, nothing better really. I love the heat, 90s and up doesn't bother me. The atmosphere of summer just kicks ass.

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theGOOCH said:
I love winter! What's so great about summer? sunburns? mosquitoes? heat and humidity?

I'm looking forward to moving to MN soon where they get real winters
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Where in MN are you moving to? We have had a lack of snow the last few years, but never a lack of cold. I haven't gotten the snowmobiles fired up in 3 years. So far this winter the snowfall has been pretty good, but I haven't had any time to go ride. I'm actually looking forward to spring so I can start runnning outside again.
 
theGOOCH said:
I love winter! What's so great about summer? sunburns? mosquitoes? heat and humidity?

I'm looking forward to moving to MN soon where they get real winters
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I hate winter. All the good looking women are covered up :(

Speak for yourself, young man

Chillen
 
Anyone here from London who fancies giving me a job?

My job sucks :bncry:

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