Complete B.S Thread

[Kutusov]

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it. - Joseph Heller

 

[Chillen]

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing

And no one get offended (BS-Thread, okay?):

Hickory, d@ckory, dock,
This bitch slithered up and down my c#ck,
The clock struck two,
I dumped me goo,
And dropped her at the end of the block.

I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

Best wishes

Chillen

 

[Streamline]

 

[Kutusov]

Loved to see Bush there at the end... so concerned with the war on Georgia and Russia and stuff...

 

[tonymcclellan]

Loved to see Bush there at the end... so concerned with the war on Georgia and Russia and stuff...

Does he need to be?

 

[Kutusov]

Does he need to be?

I don't think so, but he seams to think different nowadays...

Hey!!! We've got tonnes of new similes!! :ironing::violent::violent2:

 

[Streamline]

You guys suck! I thought that s hit was hilarious when i first saw it.

 

[Kutusov]

Sorry, my bad... Sometimes I just can't shut up...

Tried to steer away from that by talking about the smilies though... :sad3:

 

[Big_Idiot]

2 days and ill be in greece, partying and penetrating sexy women

 

[Kutusov]

Greece is so nice! Where in Greece will you be?

 

[Big_Idiot]

Greece is so nice! Where in Greece will you be?

Well its the island of Rhodes which is part of Greece, and the Town/City is Faliraki (A well known party resort for UK tourists)

Cant wait!

 

[Kutusov]

I hear Rhodes is great! Never been there myself, just the mainland Greece and Crete. But that's a beautiful country anywhere. Have a nice trip and enjoy it! And please leave some Rhodes left for me, I want to go there too some day

 

[Eric L]

Hot Summer Day + Cold Beer = the ****.

Eric

 

[Kraken]

Hot Summer Day + Cold Beer = the ****.

Eric

That is detrimental to your fitness program. Stop it now!!!!!!

****ing slacker

 

[Eric L]

Way to provoke me. Now I'll drink the whole case and blame the fat gain on you.

P.S. Me slacker? Where are your entries in your journal? Go now before I use a clipper on you.

 

[Kraken]

Way to provoke me. Now I'll drink the whole case and blame the fat gain on you.

P.S. Me slacker? Where are your entries in your journal? Go now before I use a clipper on you.

only if you promise to shave my pubic region.

 

[tonymcclellan]

with a chainsaw?

 

[Kraken]

with a chainsaw?

I was thinking more along the lines of a brush hog but that'll work.

 

[MarkMyWords]

Tight, my co-workers got me a $50 Benihana gift cert. as a graduation present. I'm stoked, and ready to get big as **** on some fried rice, shrimp, steak, chicken...mmm.

 

[tonymcclellan]

<-- this one is funny but im not displaying it.