Complete B.S Thread

[tonymcclellan]

I think you're mistaken.

 

[LeiYunFat]

The energy I get from carbing up is like night and day.

 

[[Focus]]

The energy I get from carbing up is like night and day.

Being on the Velocity Diet makes me want to drown in a puddle of baconators.

 

[Big_Idiot]

Im currently on the alcohol starvation diet. Its working wonders in reducing my lifespan.

 

[Big_Idiot]

dikfgnwdfjnwo spam

 

[Karky]

w000000000000000000t

 

[NBS 4life]

Just got home. WHAT A DAY! Car got broken into. Pity there was nothing in it muahahahaha. Not even a stereo. I showed those thieves lol

 

[Big_Idiot]

Just got home. WHAT A DAY! Car got broken into. Pity there was nothing in it muahahahaha. Not even a stereo. I showed those thieves lol

So they broke into it and didnt even take the car?

Pathetic.

I want your avatar NBS.

I erect everytime i see it.

 

[Typhon]

Alcohol works but crack has fewer carbs

 

[Typhon]

And crack goes better on toast

 

[NBS 4life]

You can buy it off me. I will take your mother and sister in exchange.

 

[Big_Idiot]

You can buy it off me. I will take your mother and sister in exchange.

Done....

 

[marko157]

hey guy`s i broke my ankle 3 weeks back and now i`m fat lol:bncry:

 

[Karky]

seriously? that sucks

 

[Big_Idiot]

hey guy`s i broke my ankle 3 weeks back and now i`m fat lol:bncry:

Wondered where you were man.

How did this happen? Your current status? Your recovery time?

Every tiny detail. Even how many times your breathing per minute.

 

[marko157]

I did it in shagalluf playing table tennis(dont laugh)

I took the cast off myself this morning it feels ok so i should be up and running within a week.

Your concern is touching big T.

I wish i could tell you i did it while having a threesome with 2 swedish birds behind BCM night club,but i can`t because i would know the truth and i wouldn`t be able to sleep at night knowing that i lied.:yelrotflmao:

 

[Big_Idiot]

I did it in shagalluf playing table tennis(dont laugh)

I took the cast off myself this morning it feels ok so i should be up and running within a week.

Your concern is touching big T.

I wish i could tell you i did it while having a threesome with 2 swedish birds behind BCM night club,but i can`t because i would know the truth and i wouldn`t be able to sleep at night knowing that i lied.:yelrotflmao:

Sh1t you did it in shagamuff! Did it ruin the holiday then?

Did you get any fanny?

Good holiday?

 

[Typhon]

Sh1t you did it in shagamuff! Did it ruin the holiday then?

Did you get any fanny?

Good holiday?

A decent cast gets you a lot of female interest

 

[Big_Idiot]

A decent cast gets you a lot of female interest

I got scars all over my foot a few years ago in menorca.

It was done by chasing a coach, showing off my brutal speed.

 

[marko157]

I did it at the end of the second week so that was ok

I saw lots of fanny but its pretty difficult asking for any when my girlfriend was in tow lol

Great holiday though ,was going to Turkey next year but thinking about changing plans and going back to magaluf great place.

Full of welsh though that was the only downside