Complete B.S Thread

I now work in an office where everyone can see my PC so I have to be super careful about posting on here so I'm not spamming the forum as much as I used to :(
 
aww, that sucks :(
 
Speaking of chocolate hostages, I hate water saving toilets. When I get my own place I'm going to have to install some industrial strength Niagra-grade stuff.
 
My nan has a great toilet, it's been there since before the war. It's really high up the wall to get some good gravitational pull on the water and has a metal cord you pull to flush the many litres of water it holds. I bet Goergen could take a crap in that loo after a pie eating competition and it'd cope just fine!
 
I had that with my GF before we actually got together, had it with another one before too, it is awesome, but make sure you pick someone who won't fall in love with you and whom you won't fall in love with.
 
Karky said:
I had that with my GF before we actually got together, had it with another one before too, it is awesome, but make sure you pick someone who won't fall in love with you and whom you won't fall in love with.
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True True, but that just cant be helped can it. ^^^^^ buddies usually turn into a relationship anyway. I just ^^^^^ and ^^^^^ tho me, i havnt had that relationship feeling for a while now....think my standards are too high lately.
 
Karky said:
I had that with my GF before we actually got together, had it with another one before too, it is awesome, but make sure you pick someone who won't fall in love with you and whom you won't fall in love with.
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Yeah cos then you end up like me. My toilet can handle anything I throw it. It doesnt matter if it is a titanic shi.t that hits the bowel vertical, breaks in half then rests many miles from each half on the sea bed or a basking crocodile laying with its tail out of the water. IT CAN HANDLE IT!
 
100 squats is good man :D
 
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