Complete B.S Thread

[Big_Idiot]

translation:

Tom give me a facial NOW!

LMAO, you krak me up krak

And karky if you wanted a facial all you needed to do is ask.

 

[Kraken]

Now do you guys just give each other ATM's or is this also saved for special moments?

 

[Karky]

Kraken, it really means you're a horse's *****..

 

[LeiYunFat]

I could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Tell me, do you three lie awake at night thinking of making sweet man-love to eachother?

 

[LiveFromNY]

gross. is this what happens when i don't post for a while?

 

[realworksuks]

My buddy finally kissed this girl he's been trying to get for the past couple weeks!

Hell yeah to him!

I live my life through my friends because I can't get chicks...

unfortunately they suck at it too... this is the first time one of them has kissed a chick for like 2 years lol.

 

[tonymcclellan]

Losers....

 

[Trevor M.]

A husband was in big trouble with his wife when he forgot their wedding anniversary. His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

 

[realworksuks]

Losers....

don't gotta rub it in!

 

[NBS 4life]

man I miss dating and trying to get someone to like me. fun times.

Tell me about it, I miss that feeling when a girl would walk up to you and your stomach would drop wondering what she was going to say, a million thoughts running through your head on what you would say back.

I just walked up to my partner and said, yo whatsup, you wanna get a coffee? That was in Mc Donalds, damn im glad I was half pissed.

 

[realworksuks]

man I miss dating and trying to get someone to like me. fun times.

I do too, I gotta read some articles or something.... lol. Figure out the game!

I think I just have to actually care a bit more and give it a shot...


oiy..... that would be a lot of work though

 

[NBS 4life]

Dont read the articles it will cause you to over think, you just gotta be straight up and say hey, would you like to go out some time i know some cool places to go see etc etc

 

[LeiYunFat]

Hahhahaha a scale

I hate the feeling of trying to prove myself to women. I hate trying to figure out what to say and stuff. I can never be myself around women...but that's just me talking, I'm a bitter sona*****

 

[NBS 4life]

Thats the thing, essentially chicks cant be themselves round us as well so a compromise has to be made, I usually just make sure my manners and language are on par. Always be a gentleman nothing beats a good gentleman apparently!

 

[Karky]

just be funny.
Make her laugh = sex

 

[Typhon]

just be funny.
Make her laugh = sex

Or be moody and act like you're not interested. Oddly enough that works too

 

[Karky]

Or be moody and act like you're not interested. Oddly enough that works too

that's not odd at all. Everyone loves a challenge. You need to be funny, bust her chops, and not care about the outcome at all.

 

[Typhon]

Or you could ask Tom for some Rohypnol

 

[LeiYunFat]

I've tried and employ all of those methods in some way. I don't know, I guess I just don't ever do things right at the right time. I ain't got no game and I don't really care.


Especially the rohypnol. That always gets me poontang when I don't want to put effort in improving my game


edit-

since when is p-u-s-s-y censored? How are we going to call eachother out?

 

[Karky]

*****.. p-e-n-i-s is censored too.. what's the logic there? It is just a part of the human body, and the correct term to use too.