Complete B.S Thread

My best friend and I played a prank on our boyfriends that involved keys in the sewer in high school.

Thats pretty kinky. :yelrotflmao:
 
I'm not even kidding though -my friggen key fell into the sewer!!!! IT was so sur-real it was like watching it in slow motion!!! I should so get reps for pitty!!!

I'm such a rep slut :p
 
dude.. my man card got taken away for knowing how many seasons there were in the OC... and you're admitting to watching 1 three hill? Holy hell ..
 
I pulled a sicky today, had a proper hectic weekend, no sleep and i got sex both fri and sat nite :) (2 different women)

Im gonna have a few week off going out now tho, i owe £100 out to my mate this month and it f*cks my gym routine up! Like in the last 4 days or so iv been eating so sh!t.

Gonna try get to the gym today tho :)
 
My girlfriend told me a funny story yesterday, she works in Harrods and at Christmas one of her friends there was greeting people in the queue to see Santa. Johnny Depp shows up with his son and this woman asks the boy what he wants to be when he grows up and the kid says 'I want to be a pirate like my dad'. Depp then told her that he let his son watch Pirates of teh Carribean and now he thinks his dad's job is being a pirate

Apparently that's 100% true
 
My girlfriend told me a funny story yesterday, she works in Harrods and at Christmas one of her friends there was greeting people in the queue to see Santa. Johnny Depp shows up with his son and this woman asks the boy what he wants to be when he grows up and the kid says 'I want to be a pirate like my dad'. Depp then told her that he let his son watch Pirates of teh Carribean and now he thinks his dad's job is being a pirate

Apparently that's 100% true

LOL thats funny..
 
I heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's kids think that everyone gets their picture taken when they leave their house.

Why wouldnt they? There kids ya know.
 
Argh...

At some point, science and math is going to advance so far that we won't be able to keep up with school. People will be going to school at 4 and leaving at the age of 40.

When are we going to wise up and atleast implant some calculators into everyone's heads?

I mean, that would take care of atleast three years of artithmatic in grade school. And if you had a graphing calculator implant you can just skip straight to calculus.
 
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