Answer my question with another question.......

Perhaps they are... next time you see one, ask it! Okay, so we all know that the plural of moose is moose... but I don't know why. Perhaps it's because the plural of deer is deer, and the moose were following the crowd... they are a member of the deer family, after all....

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
 
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Only during Lent


What color underwear are you wearing?
 
I don't wear underwear. Ok maybe I do.
Blue!

If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
 
Because the interstates aren't wide enough. :rolleyes:

In case you're new to sarcasm, the point is that a plane built to black box standards would be so heavy you'd have to drive it rather than fly.

Unlike the rest of the aircraft, which is mostly made of light materials such as aluminum and plastic, the cockpit voice recorder and the flight data recorder are encased in stainless steel boxes roughly 10" x 10" x 5". The steel is about a quarter inch thick and the boxes are so heavy in consequence that the designers don't even bother enclosing the accompanying electronics, which in a crash generally meet the same fate as the passengers. As an added precaution, the boxes are lined with a liquid-filled foam bladder encased in plastic that's supposed to protect against the intense heat of a post-crash fire.

Katah! :p

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
 
darwin, cause adam was a dumbass for not "experimenting" with eve...

how long before your wife or hubby go crazy after you get married?
 
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I certainly hope so ;)


If more pain means more gain, why don't cheat meals hurt more?
They do hurt.....your progress.



If you were to sleep with a celebrity, who would you pick?
 
Are you referring to underwear or flip-flops? LOL, underwear, yes; flip-flops, only in summer.

Why do babies grow up so fast? :(
 
Probably shortly after we get our next President.

Sand and sun, or ski slopes?
 
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