Answer my question with another question.......

[chrissmith921]

Crack one out beforehand like in Something About Mary, always helps it last longer




Why are Polar bears bigger than grizzlies?

 

[mr_afk]

because they're getting lots of lean protein from seals to supply their HIIT workout on the ice.

what does it mean to you to feel the "sweetness of emotionalism"?

 

[ChrisJG]

It means you should probably check into rehab.



Is there another word for synonym?

 

[mr_afk]

yes, "sussoca"


what is green, red and turns in circles?

 

[~LV~]

no clue....




Do you pick your nose?

 

[Moonbeam3]

Of course not I'm a girl


Have you ever bounced a check?

 

[~LV~]

i dont use checks.



Hotdog or hamburger?

 

[Proteinboy]

hamburger all the way!


1%milk or whole?

 

[muscularfatman]

1%

Is it my birthday today?

 

[~LV~]

in 1hr my time yes.



jessica alba or jessica simpson?

 

[Proteinboy]

simpson

why?

 

[~LV~]

Earmuffs pb...




Why do u smel like burnt ass after a tanning session?

 

[Proteinboy]

huh? (cant hear so takes off earmuffs)


how do you know i smell like that after a tan?

 

[tryin2bafitmoma]

doesnt everyone smell after a fake and bake or is it just me?


do u watch porn?

 

[PotentialPhreak]

doesn't everyone?

Why is it that we drive on Parkways, but park on Driveways?

 

[kittyhartman26]

For the same reason we put shipments in cars and cargo in ships.




Do I have to go to work today?

 

[tonymcclellan]

You dont have to do anything.


But then if we dont have to, should we?

 

[tryin2bafitmoma]

if we dont will it be worth it?



why are Buddah's always so happy?

 

[Proteinboy]

kuz hot chinese and Indian girls are always rubbing his tummy


who would win in a fight: mreik or xtonymarsx?

 

[~LV~]

LV



Moet or Veuve clicquot?