Ooooooh! Forgot One!!!
George Pectal....
The name will live in my mind forever. Not only was he my best friend in Grade 6, but he had some mean ass parents (at least in my opinion).
They were nice enough people, but everyday, EVERY single day my poor buddy George would show up at school with the same sandwich. Now bad enough there was no selection or variety, but it was always, ALWAYS Blood and Tongue. Basically congealed blood and tongue "meat" condensed into a sandwich meat..... I tried it a few times out of sympathy for my buddy, but it was just as horrid tasting as it sounds....
Another fun one I tried isn't gross in itself, but the smell.... OY!!!!
Its a famous fruit from Thailand that is highly loved here. It is called Durian. You may have seen them in the speciality import shops or China towns back home. They are about the size of a basketball, light brown or tan and very spikey looking. In fact they are very sharp spikes. These are big and lethal looking fruits. But then you crack it open.......
THANK GOD I never invested in one of these things back home just to try it out. I can honestly say, without a doubt it smells like ass. Really bad, nasty smelly, "I ain't showered in a year" ass. Just walking past the fruit section in most markets that sell it is enough to turn me blue and start gagging. But they LOVE it here!! All my students and friends convinced me that it tastes soooo good, it is worth the smell. And that if it doesn't take on the first taste, try it again and you will love it. Um, no, I most certainly did not like it either time. I quickly developed this opinion and very vocally share it with all who try to tempt me with this nasty stuff:
"If it smells like ass, it probably tastes like ass!"
And it REALLY REALLY REALLY did!!!!! Trust me, go to a market selling fresh Durian and you will see
EXACTLY what i mean. A-S-S F-R-U-I-T!
(they even make candies of it here.... Ass Candies!!!)
Never EVER again on that one, give me organs and insects anyday....
The other day my wife had a nice treat in the shopping center food fair. Soup with congealed blood and esophagus (SP?) Yep, the muscle lining of a cows throat..... I didnt try the blood (george memories forever) but the esophagus was not bad....
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