4 Words After Sex...

Should it do that?

That can't be normal!

That's never happened before

Are you still awake?

You did that intentionally?

I want my lawyer

Does that require antibiotics?


- A little insight into my sex life for you guys :)
 
Why does it burn?

Don't worry, bleeding's normal

Tell anyone, you're dead


oh sh@t it broke.....

You take food stamps?

My 2:00 is here

Wipe me off, Hon

@ss ownage, thank you!
 
Here is the scenario:

woman: My husband is coming
dude: I didnt cum yet

both ended up well
 
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not 4 words.. but after she says "damn, that was amazing" (as she always does, ofcource, atleast in my case ;) :D)
you reply:
"that's what your mom said too"

Your mom jokes just never get old, do they? :D
 
Karky said:
not 4 words.. but after she says "damn, that was amazing" (as she always does, ofcource, atleast in my case ;) :D)
you reply:
"that's what your mom said too"

Your mom jokes just never get old, do they? :D
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Woman to Karky:

Karky..oh, much...Sparky
 
Nope.......ask my kids.......I act younger then them they say.......LOL

In my sons car he has two 15" subs in his trunk........and we were on the way to KU the other day, and were put our hats on backwards, and were jamming on the way there (to rap)...........so..........uh..........no......I may not be old enough.........LOL :)


the looks we got.........were priceless
 
hahaha!

Try this with your kid, driving in the car, hats on backwards, windows down, playing "Sugar pie honey bunch" really loud, singing along, dancing inside your car. Then if a girl is walking in the same direction as you are driving, drive really slow right beside her. Don't look at her, just look ahead and dance and sing :D It's AWSOME!!!
 
Mike Johnson said:
irrelevancy is key factor for ignorance
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?????????
 
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