4 Words After Sex...

[flyinfree]

get me some water

thank you very much

ok I'm ready again

let's try this now

 

[philsaigon]

Let's go again baby!

 

[davidjr74]

Is it in yet?

 

[Woodt]

YOU WERE A GUY??

Your dad still unconcious? ;-)

 

[flyinfree]

"Gotta go swim now"

today

blush
FF

 

[proteinboy2]

im rick james b***

 

[Chillen2]

PB your too young to be in here.......LOL.....

 

[g8r80]

Your mother is tighter

 

[Beth_G]

Your brother is bigger.
That was it then?
You've gotta be kidding....

 

[Beth_G]

PB your too young to be in here.......LOL.....

LMFAO.....:yelrotflmao:

 

[Nicolasd]

It was a dare

I should've gone bowling

 

[~LV~]

You owe me money.

 

[SkianS40]

I should've gone bowling

LMAO!!!

"Whoops, remember your pill??"

"Wow, I was desperate!"

...and the guy from Dateline - To Catch a Predator:
"Have a seat please..."

 

[deschain]

Of course I swallowed.

 

[~LV~]

Of course I swallowed.

Marry me......lol....

 

[Hoss]

where'd my tampon go?

THAT'S what that was!

 

[Beth_G]

THAT'S what that was!

LMFAO....:yelrotflmao:

 

[Moonbeam3]

(how come there is a proteinboy2 and a chillen2?)

something one of my friends actually said to a one night stand after sex:


where'd my tampon go?

Better than "where'd the condom go?"

Which by the way is also a true story. I worked with a girl who told me how once she and her bf had sex and when they were done they could not find the condom. They looked everywhere-under the sheets, in the blanket, under the pillow, even, um, 'inside' but nothing. When his back was turned-while still looking for it- she saw that it was stuck to his back...:yelrotflmao:

 

[Karky]

hahaha reminds me of a friend of mine who "left" his condom inside a girl. when he pulled out he simply said "what? are you a magician? It's gone! puff!"
Needless to say, he was drunk

 

[busyman]

Eh, Ive had better.

Thanks for the freakfest. (my friend actually used)