4 Words After Sex...

[Hoss]

This is almost like entrapment lmao.. 1. Let's keep the language PG13 2. All for fun, not directed @ anyone 3. NO NAMES (sn or otherwise). If anyone is offended by any of this, pm me or post here and I'll delete it. Just having some fun...



I'll throw some out there to start..





I owe how much?

Your mom was better.


:yelrotflmao:

 

[DEF]

I enjoyed the monkey.

 

[D15BT]

Thanks, I needed that

 

[LeiYunFat]

Make me a sandwich

 

[Hoss]

I don't love you.


Get the F out.






I love this game

 

[~LV~]

Im done bye bye

Lets race, I win

Why does it burn

I am the King

Oh no i slipped....


LOL.....

 

[Hoss]

Like watching paint dry.

No wonder you're single.






And one I've actually said before:

The wet spot's yours!

 

[Karky]

[ texas dialect] I want a baby! [/texas dialect ]

 

[Nicolasd]

What's your name again?

Shush, my girlfriend's calling

 

[theGOOCH]

How you gettin' home?

 

[Moonbeam3]

Is it in yet? (oh wait, that's during)...LOL...

 

[marko157]

go get the kleenex.

is it in yet?

s**t my husbands home

s***t my wifes home

whos in the wardrobe??

who are these people?

well it was cold

ill finish off then (woman)

just finish off then(man)

 

[~LV~]

How you gettin' home?

.LMFAO! Classic!

 

[~LV~]

What did I do!

Oh my god no! (when lights go on)

 

[marko157]

quick start the car

this alleyway is filthy

wheres the condom gone?

what IS that rash?

hahaha was that it?

 

[Typhon]

'You took precautions, right?'

'Same time next week?'

'Is your sister legal?'

And finally, one actually said to me;

'I want your babies'

 

[Chillen]

Wife: I have been chilled

Chilled but left fulfilled

Chilled since you Spilled

Chilled and very Thrilled

Chilled since you Drilled

Chillen fulfillen the Drillen

 

[Nicolasd]

'Is your sister legal?'

:yelrotflmao:

 

[Hoss]

In my best Ricky Bobby impression:


YEAH!!! That just happened!

 

[NBS 4life]

Damn B****............ Now Leave!