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MarkMyWords

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OK, so Friday I had a little itching going on in my ass. Saturday, came to the conclusion that I had a damn hemroid, which I had my gf confirm for me, hehe. OK, it sucks, but it is more annoying than painful. I guess I'm just worried about it long term, since I've heard scary stuff about them being a problem forever once you get it the first time. Anybody here had one and want to share fun hemroid experiences?

So now today, I wake up, and my throat is sore and my nose in running, so it looks like I'll be having a fun cold to go along with it!

Who wants to feel sorry for me? :(
 
:rofl:

hahahahahahahahahh

hahahaha''

see me stricking my finger out at you and laughing!!!jhajhajjajajajajajagahahah

oh hey, is that an itch! hejehehjeheheeee

your greeat! hahahaha I haven't had one YET- but, BUTT, when I do- I will notify you immediately..hahahahaha

:luxlove:

keep Sweating Daily!

Doc FF
 
How much fiber are you eating?

I had a problem about 10 years ago. I went to the doctor and that experience scarred me for the rest of my life. Then I started taking metamucil and the problem went away. Now that I eat healthy I skip that and just make sure I eat as much fiber as possible. Try to get at least 30 grams per 2000 cals
 
BigTomW said:
Im happy for you :)
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your not being sarcastic and making fun of him are you!!! :boxing_smiley:


don't you worry- I will stick up for you MMW!

butt I won't give ya a crack check, like your girly! jhajhajhajajajajaja


this is sooooo funny!!! hheheheehe

you can hate me, just love me at the same time.
 
theGOOCH said:
How much fiber are you eating?

I had a problem about 10 years ago. I went to the doctor and that experience scarred me for the rest of my life. Then I started taking metamucil and the problem went away. Now that I eat healthy I skip that and just make sure I eat as much fiber as possible. Try to get at least 30 grams per 2000 cals
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I eat about 25 grams a day. I almost never have consto problems, sometimes I miss a day, but I always make up for it with 2 dumps the next.

I can imagine being scarred for life by this, I really just want it to go away and not be a problem, damn...

This has me scared about lifting heavy. Should I definitely avoid it for the time being? When is it safe to resume? Gah, this sucks.

Big Tom and flyinfree, you suck! :D
 
MarkMyWords said:
I eat about 25 grams a day. I almost never have consto problems, sometimes I miss a day, but I always make up for it with 2 dumps the next.

I can imagine being scarred for life by this, I really just want it to go away and not be a problem, damn...

This has me scared about lifting heavy. Should I definitely avoid it for the time being? When is it safe to resume? Gah, this sucks.

Big Tom and flyinfree, you suck! :D
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I was just emotionally scarred from the medical exam...I had internal hemorrhoids:eek:

Typically a person doesn't realize he's constipated or not getting enough fiber, because it's what you're accustomed to. You shouldn't consciously have to push...when you sit down it should just happen...you should be sitting for maybe 30 seconds tops. If you skip an entire day I'd say that might be a sign unless your caloric intake is really low. 1-3 a day is good

If I remember correctly you eat around 3000 cals right? so you should shoot for at least 45 grams since you've had a problem, maybe more. If you're finding it difficult to work it in to your diet just get some metamucil or some other fiber supplement.

Eat some beans son!!

I wouldn't recommend deadlifts or squats while you have an active problem

If it makes you feel any better I ****ed up my beard when trimming it last night and just shaved it off. I'm bummed because I think I look like a 12 year old dork LOL
 
MarkMyWords said:
OK, so Friday I had a little itching going on in my ass. Saturday, came to the conclusion that I had a damn hemroid, which I had my gf confirm for me, hehe. OK, it sucks, but it is more annoying than painful. I guess I'm just worried about it long term, since I've heard scary stuff about them being a problem forever once you get it the first time. Anybody here had one and want to share fun hemroid experiences?

So now today, I wake up, and my throat is sore and my nose in running, so it looks like I'll be having a fun cold to go along with it!

Who wants to feel sorry for me? :(
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thats what you get for having a convertible in your avatar.
 
theGOOCH said:
I was just emotionally scarred from the medical exam...I had internal hemorrhoids:eek:

Typically a person doesn't realize he's constipated or not getting enough fiber, because it's what you're accustomed to. You shouldn't consciously have to push...when you sit down it should just happen...you should be sitting for maybe 30 seconds tops. If you skip an entire day I'd say that might be a sign unless your caloric intake is really low. 1-3 a day is good

If I remember correctly you eat around 3000 cals right? so you should shoot for at least 45 grams since you've had a problem, maybe more. If you're finding it difficult to work it in to your diet just get some metamucil or some other fiber supplement.

Eat some beans son!!

I wouldn't recommend deadlifts or squats while you have an active problem

If it makes you feel any better I ****ed up my beard when trimming it last night and just shaved it off. I'm bummed because I think I look like a 12 year old dork LOL
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Internal? Oh damn, that sounds horrible...

Well, I rarely ever do have to push at all. And my caloric intake is actually pretty low right now, only about 2200-2300 cals. When I was eating 3000-3200 cals, I was easily going 1 or 2 times a day. Maybe I will get some kind of fiber supplement, can never have too much. I will do anything, I mean anything to stop this from happening...

Yeah, I figured squats and deads were out of the question, that blows.

Haha, so a shaving malfunction, huh? OK I do feel a little better, at least I'm not the only one in the pits.
 
so you changed the avie!!!! hahhaahaha

hey- I want you to know I in all seriousness find this issue you are having absolutely- HILARIOUS!!! hahahahahah

thanks for the laugh!

hjehjehehe

I have a really chapped as* right now because I didn't use enough "glide" before my 3 hours on the bike yesterday. oh,,, and I also cut myself the last time I tried to clean up 'back there' :)

hahahjahahsa

p.s. did you ask her to massage it. It will make it feel better.
 
Hahaha good idea, consider it done! Can't argue with the doc's orders... :D

On a serious note, I'm thinking of what is OK to do in the gym. Squats and deads I will not do for awhile, but I'm thinking anything upper body is OK. Running OK? HIIT?

Or maybe I shouldn't be doing any straining at all?
 
MarkMyWords said:
OK, so Friday I had a little itching going on in my ass. Saturday, came to the conclusion that I had a damn hemroid, which I had my gf confirm for me, hehe. OK, it sucks, but it is more annoying than painful. I guess I'm just worried about it long term, since I've heard scary stuff about them being a problem forever once you get it the first time. Anybody here had one and want to share fun hemroid experiences?

So now today, I wake up, and my throat is sore and my nose in running, so it looks like I'll be having a fun cold to go along with it!

Who wants to feel sorry for me? :(
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I don't mean to rain on your parade, but I have a similar problem, it started 25 years ago, and I still see a dermatologist for it.
You can have in taken care of, but once you get them they are very likely to come back from time to time, even to the point of bleeding which they did it my part. See a doc ASAP, forget the creams, been there done that. Good luck
 
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