You know you're a weight-training noob when...

[Streamline]

Whatever htis is pointless arguing with you people.

You know you're retarded when you start arguing with people over the internet.

I agree arguing with people over the net is pointless...but isn't that second comment being a little hypocritical?

 

[fuelsofar]

"do u think i can get riped by summer?"[couple months away]

the answer is no! ya damn noob! lolz

 

[tonymcclellan]

When someone says they workout and all you say is "So how much can you bench?"

 

[jenn]

you are a noob when ......

You sit on a bench and stare at everyone else workout for an hour then leave.

You curl at the squat rack.

You can't take helpful advice from someone who isn't a noob

 

[BRAHMA]

Your a noob when..

All you f'king do is benchpress in the gym.. and you get to hear "ohh bro that was intense"

You see people walk in the gym and go to the nearest machine thats self explanatory, do that for 20 minutes, look around, then leave.

You see people doing leg presses with like 200 lbs and doing them so fast there making there kneecaps snap, or doing something around 900 and fully extending there leg and locking them up