You know you're a weight-training noob when...

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Azn_Drag0n

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Make a list of things that people think is right, but is actually wrong in working out. Try to list at least 3.

I'll start.

You know you're a weight-training noob when...
1. You think running works out your legs and that you don't need to do any weighttraining exercises for your legs

2. you workout every single day way over your limit thinking that you are progessign to ultimate buffness.

3. you have absolutely no workout plan whatsoever and you're just doign whatever you feel like.
 
That sounded like you 2 weeks ago.
 
Azn_Drag0n said:
3. you have absolutely no workout plan whatsoever and you're just doign whatever you feel like.
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I'm currently doing that now and I'm 10lbs heavier than I was last month. And believe it or not, most is muscle.

5.) When you put threads is teh wrong section. M:eek: VED




Nobody, good to see you picking up the slack.
 
You know you're a weight training noob when...

All you do is 500 crunches every day and wonder where your 6-pack is.
 
You know you're a weight training noob when...

You say/think things like:

1) "It must work, my trainer told me so", :eek:

2) I did an hour of cardio walking on the treadmill, and 300 situps today! :p

3) "But won't those purple 8-pound weights make me bulky? I don't wanna look like a guy... I don't wanna get all swole... maybe the little blue (5-pound) ones are better for me." :rolleyes:


...My best friend still won't stop about the 5 pound weights being "her limit". I got her to use the 8-pound weights for one workout and she ran over to the PT and asked him if her arms were getting too big... she was really freaking out over that one workout... lol. She also calls me a bodybuilder for using freeweights, lol. Needless to say, we don't go to the gym together anymore... anyone need a workout buddy? lol... :D
 
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March 2006 was not half a year ago. ;)

You know you're a weight training n00b when you lie about not being a weight training n00b.
 
Nobody said:
March 2006 was not half a year ago. ;)

You know you're a weight training n00b when you lie about not being a weight training n00b.
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Your f'kin hilarious bro. I know exactly what your talking about. If I were up for it I would post the links to his rediculous posts. Nothing to add to this thread btw.
 
BRAHMA said:
Your f'kin hilarious bro. I know exactly what your talking about. If I were up for it I would post the links to his rediculous posts. Nothing to add to this thread btw.
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why you all jumping on me thugging?!

Show me your workout plan and i could probably find a way to crticize it too you punkass. It seems all you guys ever do is criticise other people and it's been proven because there's been threads linking to your ridiculous crticism.
 
That's the point. Why do people post their damn workout plans if they don't want criticism.

You know you're a weight training noob when you don't get the point of why people are called weight training noobs.
 
Azn_Drag0n said:
why you all jumping on me thugging?!

Show me your workout plan and i could probably find a way to crticize it too you punkass. It seems all you guys ever do is criticise other people and it's been proven because there's been threads linking to your ridiculous crticism.
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Show me.. And this is all fun and games, but Nobody is seriously puttin you in check. He gave 2 already just from you alone.
 
pshahahahaha yes whatever i am weighttraining noob.

Whatever htis is pointless arguing with you people.

You know you're retarded when you start arguing with people over the internet.

i don care if i am a noobi. But guess what guys! I came 1st place in my entire high school triathlon!! yayyyyy

p.s. no criticism please :D there i asked for no criticism.
 
When spring break is 1 month away and you ask "How do I get a 6 pack in one month"?
 
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