"You know what really grinds my gears....?"
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LMAO you mum did that? Sounds like a decent lass to me
Thats not even the half of it. When I was 15 I just finished shaping my first board. Went inside to get my dad to have a look at it. As I walked through the house leaving dust everywhere, she went out to the shed chucked it on the drive and drove over it with her car. That was 2 months work everyday after school and every weekend I wasnt competing.
I wont ever forgive her for that.
Yep thats one way to put it. Her zero tolerance is pretty much the reason why I went off the rails for a while back there. I have so many more stories some worse than those but I will leave it at that haha:yelrotflmao:
That sounds equally as dysfunctional as my father. He was an A-1 arschloch. I know it's bad to speak ill of the dead, but it sure is easy dissing that SOB. He was the farthest thing from a father anybody could have. Growing up with him around was more like emotional torture camp. The Marquis de Sade had nothing on my dad ...
NBS, please tell me you got some sort of payback?
Was she in the army or something?
A cop maybe?
I mean wtf....
She deserves a taste of her own medicine.
Anyhow...My dad did something similar to one of my huge lego jets once. I cried furiously as he burned it...he stayed indifferent and it made me soooooooooooooooooooooooo angry.
Never have forgiven him for that...why are parents so ****ed up?
Eric
Was she in the army or something?
A cop maybe?
I mean wtf....
She deserves a taste of her own medicine.
Anyhow...My dad did something similar to one of my huge lego jets once. I cried furiously as he burned it...he stayed indifferent and it made me soooooooooooooooooooooooo angry.
Never have forgiven him for that...why are parents so ****ed up?
Eric
Hmmm, my parents are awesome. I couldn't even try to come up with a shred of complaint.
WTF? How is she not in jail, or at least ruled unfit to be a parent?
Once upon a time hahahaha
For my 10th birthday all I wanted was a cake shaped like a chainsaw (I dont know why) My grandmother used to make cakes of any shape we wanted but she had passed away a couple of months earlier (fathers mother) Anyway I asked my mother if she would make me one and she said no so I bugged her about it.
Anyway, she made one and it sat on the bench the night before under a net to make sure flys didnt get on it. I was so excited about it I slept on the floor that night and kept waking up and checking it was still there.
So my birthday came all my little pals were round and we were up at the surf club. It came time to cut the cake. I tried to cut it and couldnt, I didnt understand and mum was cracking up laughing (not a joking laugh, more spiteful).
Turns out she iced two blocks of wood.
I remember it like it happened ten minutes ago.
For my 10th birthday all I wanted was a cake shaped like a chainsaw (I dont know why) My grandmother used to make cakes of any shape we wanted but she had passed away a couple of months earlier (fathers mother) Anyway I asked my mother if she would make me one and she said no so I bugged her about it.
Anyway, she made one and it sat on the bench the night before under a net to make sure flys didnt get on it. I was so excited about it I slept on the floor that night and kept waking up and checking it was still there.
So my birthday came all my little pals were round and we were up at the surf club. It came time to cut the cake. I tried to cut it and couldnt, I didnt understand and mum was cracking up laughing (not a joking laugh, more spiteful).
Turns out she iced two blocks of wood.
I remember it like it happened ten minutes ago.
Dude, you gotta beat this self sabotage!
carinna
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For one of our 4th of July parties I took some vanilla cake mix and made 3 cakes that were each about 1.25" thick....one was white, one had red food coloring added to it and the last blue food coloring. I stacked the layers on top of eachother (making a red/white/blue patriotic cake) and was just about to spread frosting over the whole thing and then decorate it. Then it hit me: I carefully removed some of the cake material from the center layer and embedded a large wooden spoon in there....then put the top layer on, frosted & decorated.
Then I waited....
All night long I walked around the party asking if anyone had seen a large wooden spoon I was using for cooking earlier...
After dinner, fireworks and what-not, it was time for the cake. The gals were cutting & handing-out slices when the knife suddenly wouldn't plunge into a section of the cake. One of them reached into the cake and pulled-out the large wooden spoon. Funny!
Then I waited....
All night long I walked around the party asking if anyone had seen a large wooden spoon I was using for cooking earlier...
After dinner, fireworks and what-not, it was time for the cake. The gals were cutting & handing-out slices when the knife suddenly wouldn't plunge into a section of the cake. One of them reached into the cake and pulled-out the large wooden spoon. Funny!
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1. Overzealous mall security guards
2. TV cameras that never get one decent butt shot of Serena Williams
3. P0rn sites that make a bunch of promises, then spam you to death
4. Movies that show muliptle beatdowns, homicides, etc., then at the end proudly proclaim "No animals were harmed in the production of this film."
5. Color episodes of my show