Worst chat up lines ever...

[Newfiechick]

Oh I forgot one...

"Nice shoes, lets screw..."

LMFAO!! I don't know how I missed this thread!! So funny!!

Allan, ummmm, how many times you use that line? hahahahha

 

[Streamline]

Suck me beautiful

 

[Woodt]

Suck me beautiful

You just organised my evening. American Pie time

 

[Mideoan]

(Hand the lady or man a metal screw) "Wanna screw?"
"Are those pants made of mirrors? Cause I can see myself in them"
"Got any German in ya? (She says no) Would you like some?"

 

[aevans410]

LMFAO!! I don't know how I missed this thread!! So funny!!

Allan, ummmm, how many times you use that line? hahahahha

Never... successfully..

 

[Woodt]

"Got any German in ya? (She says no) Would you like some?"

That's amazing. I'm going to use it.