Worst chat up lines ever...

[Woodt]

Ever heard a chat up line which made you want to pull out a gun and end their/your miserable life xD? Well not quite, but I have personally heard some which have made me want to rip out my ear drums.

Some are just damn cliched "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
but some are just damn weird...
"Wow, what are you doing all the way down here angel."

Anyone got any more

 

[danny1]

haha

"Are your legs hurting cuz u've been running through my head all day" lol

 

[zeroth]

"Are your legs hurting cuz u've been running through my head all day" lol

That one is so great. I imagine Joey's character from Friends saying it.

I love cheesy pickup lines when they're said for fun.

 

[clipse]

Nice shoes......uhhh......nevermind......

 

[Karky]

"Hey, you know.. im not gay.."
works EVERY time

"Hey, does this rag smell like cloroform to you?"

 

[Woodt]

"Are your legs hurting cuz u've been running through my head all day" lol

Fantastic. I swear I've actually seen someone use that.

 

[C-MayheM]

(Grab her butt) "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

"Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea."

 

[clipse]

"Hey, does this rag smell like cloroform to you?"

That made me laugh.

 

[danny1]

sdfds

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! when i first saw you

 

[[Focus]]

My favorite is, "Wow! You're almost as beautiful as me!"

 

[Karky]

My favorite is, "Wow! You're almost as beautiful as me!"

love it cocky-funny beats everything

 

[aevans410]

"Hey, nice rack!"
"I hope you brought your library card, because I'm checkin you out!"
"No, you won't get pregnant, promise"
"Wanna play hide the salami"
"You look like my ex wife"

 

[NBS 4life]

Your father was a thief! He stole the stars from the heavens and hid them in your eyes

 

[davidjr74]

"Hey, nice rack!"
"I hope you brought your library card, because I'm checkin you out!"
QUOTE]

Thats gotta be the funniest thing I have ever heard.

 

[Karky]

"Hey, nice rack!"
"I hope you brought your library card, because I'm checkin you out!"
"No, you won't get pregnant, promise"
"Wanna play hide the salami"
"You look like my ex wife"

"Hide the salami" Love it!

 

[betsie2k]

"Heres a quarter, go phone your mum and tell her you're not comin' home tonight!"

 

[aevans410]

Oh I forgot one...

"Nice shoes, lets screw..."

 

[Woodt]

Oh I forgot one...

"Nice shoes, lets screw..."

Obviously an expert on this matter

 

[nysun25]

haha.. the ocean one was funny!

 

[davidjr74]

" I gotta give your parents a present for making you".