Hey moonbeam, your avatar reminds me of a joke my papaw said one time...
A man walks into a bar with a little dog,
and sits down at the bar to watch the Cowboys game.
After a while, the Cowboys intercept the ball...
when they do, the little dog jumps on the bar and does a dance.
Amazed, the bartender says, "Wow, that's great! What's he do when the Cowboys make a touchdown?!"
The man replies, "How should I know? I've only had him 3 years!"
okok, corny joke...but I think it's cute.