What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got?

Somehow, the Impounded Love Machine part sounds hot...
 
The worst f**king present i get every year by some f**ker has to be socks.

BTW, i use my old socks as my masturbation towel. Just thought id tell you all that.
 
LMAO, serious.....?

Yeah. Apparently I had been bad that year. The adults all laughed and high-fived each other at my pain and agony. I did the same thing to my 12 year old daughter last year. I let her stew for a bit before I brought out her real presents.
 
Wholly mother of cheese-a-lou! that picture actually made me gasp, i was NOT expecting that! oh man, i can feel the nightmares coming tonight....

worst gift....well, one real bad one from my best friend, she loves to shop for bargains, heck, who doesnt. but for her best friend's christmas present she went to the $1 section at Target and bought me a bunch of crap. also in that crap-filled package was bed sheets that were blue jean! seriously? how in the world can blue jean bed sheets be comfy? they went to goodwill.
 
^^ Id of wiped my sh1tter with them, or used them as an ejaculation platform.
 
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