What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got?

i_love_muscle

i_love_muscle

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I've had some pretty stupid gifts at Xmas time, mostly from ex-boyfriends.

Rubber kitchen gloves. Yes, an ex-BF gave me rubber kitchen gloves for Xmas one year. They were too loose to be used for any other purpose ...

A paperback. That's all. Just one paperback. That was my Xmas present. And it looked like it had already been read :angry3:

Cheap costume jewellery. I don't even WEAR jewellery :violent2:

I think this was the best of the worst: the BF gave me a car (which I was thrilled about), then I got insurance on it, but the BF ended up driving it around 100% of the time and I never got to drive it -- that was a pretty good gig for him, but I cancelled the insurance two weeks later and told him I didn't want "my" car anymore :car:

I can laugh at all this stuff now, but when it happened, I've got to admit I was pretty insulted :D
 
Let's see.. I once got a christmas man thong and a **** shaped soap from a friend of mine. Opened it all in front of my family :D
 
i_love_muscle said:
I've had some pretty stupid gifts at Xmas time, mostly from ex-boyfriends.

Rubber kitchen gloves. Yes, an ex-BF gave me rubber kitchen gloves for Xmas one year. They were too loose to be used for any other purpose ...

A paperback. That's all. Just one paperback. That was my Xmas present. And it looked like it had already been read :angry3:

Cheap costume jewellery. I don't even WEAR jewellery :violent2:

I think this was the best of the worst: the BF gave me a car (which I was thrilled about), then I got insurance on it, but the BF ended up driving it around 100% of the time and I never got to drive it -- that was a pretty good gig for him, but I cancelled the insurance two weeks later and told him I didn't want "my" car anymore :car:

I can laugh at all this stuff now, but when it happened, I've got to admit I was pretty insulted :D
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u must have been doing something right to get those gifts....LOL!:speechless:
do all canadian men give out those kind of xmas gifts?
 
Yeah, Lillian. I deserved all that and more :D I know how to get gifts :p

Seriously, not all Canadian men are that lame ;) I think I just ended up with a few duds and guys that were really anal retentive with their money :D

The best Xmas present I ever got doesn't sound like much. But it meant everything to me. We both had the 24th and 25th off, but didn't really have time to go anywhere or do anything. We were pretty much stuck in Vegas so what he thought would be nice was to go horseback riding for a day, then go for a massage and have a nice relaxing evening.

I really love horses and it was a very special gift for me. I still talk to this guy and surprise! He's not Canadian! He's from South Carolina ;)
 
Not all precious gifts are wrapped in a box. ;)

Sometimes there packaged together in human skin.

I was asked by my wife what I wanted for Christmas. She asks this every year, and for the past 20 years (not counting the previous 5), I always say the same thing:

I said, nothing.

I already have it.

You.

And, I mean it. I don't want anything.

And, from her I get everything, but nothing wrapped in a box.

I do not look at Christmas as most do. Life is a gift. The Family is gift.

Let me give you an example. My Father and I never seen eye to eye (he left my mother while pregnant with my brother, when I was 9 years old). Though I forgive him for his transgressions to the peril of my mother, there is something I can't forgive. His unwillingness to get to know me or his grandson's, nor spend time with me or his grandson's through the--->years previous. However, he sends gifts at Christmas, every year, and this year right on time, has been no different. I send them back, pre-paid, thinking the same thing: "You do not know us (or think we exist) during the year, but suddenly you know me at Christmas!?"

I always send them back with the same card notation: "When you able to send the true gift, I will accept it".

My Father is well-off, and has a good amount of money. I don't want his friggen money. I'd send that back to, and I have (in previous years), it was a gift. To get my point across. Screw his money. It is the worst gift ever.

But, my eldest son, had one present he wanted me to do for him this year, and this is to see his grandfather he never seen since he has been born. I plan to do just that, 2 days before Christmas. Let's hope my so-called (and in name only, and disgraces the word "father") doesn't have a heart attack when we as father and son, are standing at the door, as I fill my son's heart with his personal wish. He has a void, I must fill, as his Father.

I do not want material gifts in a box. Though I give and yes, receive gifts from family, I really do not want material things in a box, I want miracle gifts wrapped in human skin.

Really and truly, the best Christmas gift I ever got, is just being truly thankful the loving family I have in my life. The absolute worst, is not recognizing (for a while) the true meaning associated in the elements of Christmas, and weeding out the paganistic rituals and other opinions that tend to obscure an actual good theme behind the holiday of Christmas. Everyday, its like Christmas with my family, and every day of the year, we share it together (just do not ask this question on one of her PMS days, and we all good ;)).

Happy Holidays everyone.


Best wishes

Chillen
 
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danny said:
a blonde haired blow up doll.....i like burnettes :rolleyes:
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lol "burn itch"
I got christmas candy and two toy cars wrapped in siran wrap lol . It's one of my cousin's tricks into getting christmas gifts from everyone. He gives lousy christmas presents in order to get better ones in return.
He expected that I was going to get him a gift as well, but I didn't. I knew it was some kind of trick because he never gave me a christmas present before. lol
The candy smelled like soap by the way. lol
 
One of my exes a few years ago gave me this ridiculous erotic flower bra. It had a daisy that attached to your nipples by straps. You would have to be like a size c or d to pull it off....I am no where near that.
 
i_love_muscle said:
I've had some pretty stupid gifts at Xmas time, mostly from ex-boyfriends.

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I can laugh at all this stuff now, but when it happened, I've got to admit I was pretty insulted :D
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Maybe you should have changed your name to i_love_trouble if you are having all that trouble from ex-boyfriends? There is an old movie called I love trouble where I remember some guy sending a troublesome pretty woman on a wild goose chase. :D
 
I don't need any wild goose chases, blackbeard :p

I don't mind some kinds of trouble, but trouble with ex-BFs is something I don't have ;) It's the trouble I have when I'm with them that troubles me :D
 
i_love_muscle said:
I don't need any wild goose chases, blackbeard :p

I don't mind some kinds of trouble, but trouble with ex-BFs is something I don't have ;) It's the trouble I have when I'm with them that troubles me :D
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A short story on why I Love Muscle (ILM) got her name
and why she receives bad Christmas gifts​
:)

He, he, buh, hah, ha, ha! :) :)


A history of name changes.


While you with your previous boyfriends you were the:

Intensive Love Master.


Therefore, when you broke up with them, they became very angry (and sent you "bad Christmas gifts"), because you became the:

Impounded Love Machine.


And, this brought an cute medical condition while between boyfriends called:

Imaginary Love Mentality


Then your name changed to:

I Love Masturbation.


But, you were just flippen' out, and called yourself the:

Immense Lust Maniac


Then you met your current boyfriend, and all things changed, and you loved his hypertrophy between his legs, and changed your name to:

I Love Muscle


There ya have it, ILM's short but sweet history.


ROCK-ON! ILM!!..........Good for you, girl! ;)

:)

(I know, I know, Chillen go to your room.......)

Best wishes,

Chillen
 
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i_love_muscle said:
Oh alright. You can come out now :D

But I think you should make me one of your super special über Chillen recipes for dinner :)
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I have a lot of personal recipes. Which one are you in the mood for?
:)
Best regards,

Chillen
 
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