what is heaven like

What do you guys really think heaven is like if you believe in such a thing. Do you think its like a paraidse islands with everyone living the same and total peacefullness with nothing to worry about in the world. What do you think it's really like
 
I dont know myself I havent been there. But my heaven would be miles of smooth concrete with banked corners to ride my longboard through. It would have waves all year round and a gym every two miles.
 
Its hard to think what heaven would be because every one is different and for us to all be in the same heaven would be strange because how can one place be perfect for every one that has slightly different personalty's...i mean if heaven was heaven they would let us keep who we are when we died just in a world where every thing we liked around our personalty happened. Unless they strip us of our identity and throw us in this world where we just be and are in harmony. I could go on for ages about theory's but it truly is as pointless as predicting the end of the world in my last thread. One thing i don't beleave in is hell...how is it fair that some one makes a mistake in this life and gets a eternity for it...IT JUST DOES NOT MAKE SENSE !!! and how is it fair that one soul just like another gets born into a baby gets given some rat bag family gets a life of **** turns out bad and does some bad things because thats what he got given in life when other get born and and get given perfect family's and get a great life in comparison...How could god do that to some one...we are all good people its just how the world raises us. I think hell has been made up just to scare people into going to church.
 
I always imagined heaven being all white clouds and everyone wearing white like angels. and you can meet your family members and ancestors.
 
In Heaven, I will not have to deal with any morons, mouth-breathers, or buffoons. Life was so much easier when I was a young tot because I could spend all my time in gifted classes with other people with ginormous brains. There is no "gifted life", so now I must go about my daily business enduring the idiocy of the hoi polloi.

If there are dummies in heaven I will be pissT.
 
In Heaven, I will not have to deal with any morons, mouth-breathers, or buffoons. Life was so much easier when I was a young tot because I could spend all my time in gifted classes with other people with ginormous brains. There is no "gifted life", so now I must go about my daily business enduring the idiocy of the hoi polloi.

If there are dummies in heaven I will be pissT.


Yeah, you're a ****ing genius. We get it.
 
Its whatever you want it to be. After all its just a myth so that it seems as thought dying isnt such depressing thing, thats life you live you die thats it..
 
In Heaven, I will not have to deal with any morons, mouth-breathers, or buffoons. Life was so much easier when I was a young tot because I could spend all my time in gifted classes with other people with ginormous brains. There is no "gifted life", so now I must go about my daily business enduring the idiocy of the hoi polloi.

If there are dummies in heaven I will be pissT.

I'm sorry, but I could name off hundreds of people who are better than you. Not because they are necessarily smarter, but because they know how to get along with people. Then again, I could name many smarter than you. Or at least what I can gather from watching some argumentative middle aged man running around on a forum.
 
I personally wouldn't mind heaven being like a tropical island. Lots of islands. With great surf, sun, nice open air villas on the beach, no worries about flooding, or criminals. Gyms scattered around. Martinis flying around. Tennis courts, multigyms, great social outings. Big get togethers. Etc.
 
In Heaven, I will not have to deal with any morons, mouth-breathers, or buffoons. Life was so much easier when I was a young tot because I could spend all my time in gifted classes with other people with ginormous brains. There is no "gifted life", so now I must go about my daily business enduring the idiocy of the hoi polloi.

If there are dummies in heaven I will be pissT.

I'm hoping we won't have to deal with arrogant ****s who spend their time trying to wind people up on internet forums.

I'm also hoping we'll be able to spend more time bulking than cutting.
 
In my heaven, i would like to have a smoking hot girlfriend, no job, and i can spend my days working out, dirtbike riding, and hanging out with my friends, family and smoking girlfriend.
 
That would be remarkable, because I don't think anyone is better than anyone else.

In my country, 31 is not considered middle-aged.

Fine. 31 is an age at which an individual should be mature enough not to argue constantly winding people up on forums which were better off without them.

In Heaven, I will not have to deal with any morons, mouth-breathers, or buffoons. Life was so much easier when I was a young tot because I could spend all my time in gifted classes with other people with ginormous brains. There is no "gifted life", so now I must go about my daily business enduring the idiocy of the hoi polloi.

If there are dummies in heaven I will be pissT.

Ok, I'm sorry, but really, in that statement you basically said that you think that you deserve to go to heaven, but do not want 'dummies in heaven' therefore you think that you have a right over them.
 
Fine. 31 is an age at which an individual should be mature enough not to argue constantly winding people up on forums which were better off without them.
I don't think it is "winding people up" to state facts such as MSG is not harmful to the health, the Mayans did not have the wheel, and so on.

Ok, I'm sorry, but really, in that statement you basically said that you think that you deserve to go to heaven, but do not want 'dummies in heaven' therefore you think that you have a right over them.
I indicated nothing of the sort. I simply stated a preference.
 
Is heaven really such a place where anything you want, appears? If that is the case, it sounds more like hell than something good. The reason being, is that if anything you wanted is given to you, then there's no point in having it. In my view, heaven is like earth, it's bounded by rules and regulations. Most likely, when you reach heaven, you will be stuck in a traffic jam, then when you reach the gates, it's closed for the day, and the guy at the gate tells you to calm down when you get all mad because it's only 5 minutes till 5 and the hours of operation says it closes at 5. Finally, the next day you enter only to find that you have to work for everything and it costs a car load of money just to buy something.

All in all, I think the only way you can enjoy a "heaven (Where you get whatever you want)" is if you remove man's will and determination to conquer and fight for things. In which case you are no longer a human.
 
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