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Today I was awakened from my peaceful slumber on my king-size pillowtop mattress where I was dreaming of three naked girls by my neighbor, a classy airline pilot. He informed me that my home was one of a number of homes that had been vandalized last night!

I inspected the damage, which was pretty minor. Just a few words written with black spray paint. Since the writing displayed illiteracy, they were probably public school kids.

Luckily, the damage is very minor and can be remedied with about $20 worth of paint.

What is happening to Celebration, Florida?!
 
Alright, I confess. I did it! And the three girls left with me!
 
Proteinboy said:
did you piss the kids off online?
kids nowadays have really short tempers
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Well, as I said, I was one of a number of homes in my neighborhood. I don't think all these people are alpha trolls like me.

The graffiti is just on my garage door. I really just yawned when I saw it, and I was annoyed that my neighbor awakened me at such an early hour.
 
Yeah, the crime in Central Florida gets worse every day.
Sorry to hear about your bad luck, but considering the rate increase of really bad crime (murder, robberies, home invasions, etc...) here a little paint sounds like just some kids burning off their summer steam .....

But one thing I do find o little funny is the use of the term Classy and Celebration, Florida used in the same statement, post, thread, ect……:yelrotflmao:
 
CBWill said:
Yeah, the crime in Central Florida gets worse every day.
Sorry to hear about your bad luck, but considering the rate increase of really bad crime (murder, robberies, home invasions, etc...) here a little paint sounds like just some kids burning off their summer steam .....

But one thing I do find o little funny is the use of the term Classy and Celebration, Florida used in the same statement, post, thread, ect……:yelrotflmao:
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You don't have to hide your jealousy with smilies.
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Tanizaki said:
Well, as I said, I was one of a number of homes in my neighborhood. I don't think all these people are alpha trolls like me.

The graffiti is just on my garage door. I really just yawned when I saw it, and I was annoyed that my neighbor awakened me at such an early hour.
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Yeah I would be pretty annoyed too...I mean the graffiti is still going to be there whether or not you get woken up early or sleep through to your normal time..

Does just sound like kids letting off some steam though, I'm sure it is nothing to worry about in terms of crime in the area lol.
 
Tanizaki said:
Better that than your Osceola County trailer park, that's what I always say!
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Sorry, I have never lived in Osceola County,and never wanted to.
I grew in College Park until every yuppie want to be ruined it, then I moved to Seminole County.
 
It's a good thing you have a good sense of humor, I'd be pissed as hell.

Nothing like that happens around where I live, only once did my friends ring my doorbell and run away, except only one of them stood there to ring it (he could run quickly) the others stood halfway up the street.

There's only one kid that would do something like that in my neighborhood, luckily, he's about as physically threatening as a pillow (a pillow that thinks he's tough and talks alot of ****)

Well anyway, sorry aobut your garage door.
 
Tanizaki said:
You can be honest. You are among friends here.
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I always try to be honest, never felt the need to lie.

Actually I can't even remember the last time even been through Osceola Co., Has to be a few years back when I went to the coast for some Tarpon fishing (didn’t catch a one, just some sharks).

Well I as said before sorry to hear of your misfortunes.
I remember it just use to be toilet paper was used and not paint. And unfortunately the crime is getting worse every day.
 
That sucks.

That doesn't really happen in my town too much. If there is graffiti, it's on old buildings and stuff mostly.

I pretty much agree that waking you up in the middle of the night wasn't necessary. Now, had the neighbor caught the little punks, then I could see waking you up.
 
Ha. Unlucky :/

Anyway. Reminds me of when these three guys egged my friends dad's house while I was staying there. This guy woke up during it and chased all three of the kids. Eventually he caught one of them and smashed the entire box of eggs over his head. There are some things money can't buy, for the rest there's mastercard. :)
 
Woodt said:
Ha. Unlucky :/

Anyway. Reminds me of when these three guys egged my friends dad's house while I was staying there. This guy woke up during it and chased all three of the kids. Eventually he caught one of them and smashed the entire box of eggs over his head. There are some things money can't buy, for the rest there's mastercard. :)
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I like your neighbor's classy style. Last night, the wife wakes me up at 1:15 a.m. to check out noises and voices she's hearing outside. I go get the shotgun and peer out the windows, seeing nothing. I go back inside the bedroom, listen, and determine that the sounds are coming from the garage apartment that we rent. How annoying.
 
Tanizaki said:
I like your neighbor's classy style. Last night, the wife wakes me up at 1:15 a.m. to check out noises and voices she's hearing outside. I go get the shotgun and peer out the windows, seeing nothing. I go back inside the bedroom, listen, and determine that the sounds are coming from the garage apartment that we rent. How annoying.
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Thrilling story.
 
We always have some morons tepee the trees on our court (circle thing with trees in the middle) - the problem is that the land belongs to the city and not to any of the neighbors so we don't really care... God some kids are just stupid :confused: .
 
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