BATTER UP! ...and I'm not talking pancake makin' time either!I'll bring some plastic bags filled with baking soda, we'll have us a good old time! :car:
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BATTER UP! ...and I'm not talking pancake makin' time either!I'll bring some plastic bags filled with baking soda, we'll have us a good old time! :car:
I'll bring some plastic bags filled with baking soda, we'll have us a good old time! :car:
Food fetish much?? You're not one of those doods that gets going when you see naked people in food fights, are you? Hmm... I will have to make extra money before the trip coz I might have to bail you out when you get arrested for "indecent exposure" if there's any food involved (restaurant=food)
j/k
That's because I thought you were hinting about whether or not it would be OK for you to do the dancing..
Nahh....plastic bags with baking powder tend to resemble, err...crack! (bait). Just joking around.
As for food fetish, not sure there is such a thing...but I do fantasize about calorie-free pepperoni pizza. I've invented it a few times but it's totally tasteless and I invariably wake-up chewing on my pillow.
that was you? how long did it take for you to put on skin makeup to look african-american?? damn, now I'm REALLY going on vacation there now..BSL is coming with me and we're staying at calcium's place.
Nahh....plastic bags with baking powder tend to resemble, err...crack! (bait). Just joking around.
As for food fetish, not sure there is such a thing...but I do fantasize about calorie-free pepperoni pizza. I've invented it a few times but it's totally tasteless and I invariably wake-up chewing on my pillow.
calorie-free pizzas are kinda like a Quiet, mild-mannered and shy Kraken.
Hmm..dunno if that's possible...
doesn't take too long. I'll be sure I'm all decked out when you and BSL arrive.
BSL you're gonna wear lycra for me right big guy?
Krak, with your grinch shorts, I don't know if you can handle graduating into a black thong but if you say it was you, i guess i'll take your word for it. BSL and you can do a short shorts dance-off!!
I might just keep the grinch boxers. They drive da ladies wild.
you're an african-american tranny remember....stick to the script, man!! :love1::love1::love1::love1::love1:
with Grinch boxers and matching bra.
no high heels?
Okay, okay....reality check: Fat guy loses weight and discovers his wife, hottie-trainer and a few other woman are checking him out when he wears the cycling shorts. Can I help it if my fragile ego compulsively needs gratification AND I use such delision as incentive to lose more weight and get in shape?
In the elcetic & wise words of Bart Simpson: EAT MY SHORTS! :cheeky::cheeky:
Kraken in heels.....sheeeeeit, he'll have to move to Canada if he wants to make that play!
Alice....you sure turned-out to be the interersting one!
Okay, okay....reality check: Fat guy loses weight and discovers his wife, hottie-trainer and a few other woman are checking him out when he wears the cycling shorts. Can I help it if my fragile ego compulsively needs gratification AND I use such delision as incentive to lose more weight and get in shape?
In the elcetic & wise words of Bart Simpson: EAT MY SHORTS! :cheeky::cheeky:
Kraken in heels.....sheeeeeit, he'll have to move to Canada if he wants to make that play!
Alice....you sure turned-out to be the interersting one!
Well you go former fattie-turned-hottie!! (serious) Be the best short-shorts wearing hottie you can be!
(joking) I still say you and Kraky should do a short-shorts dance offside note: Kraky and I share the same sense of humor (well mine might be a tad bit PG-13, just a tad) so what I say on here is never laced with malice (far from it
) or such intention. Thanks for the compliment (?) and sincere congrats to your accomplishment so with that being said, I think you and him should give the diner "girl" a run for his/her money