That sucks, but it's hilarious at the same time.
People are gross. lol
tru dat sista yo
tru dat sista yo
Here is one:
In one of the hotels I manage (market, and human resource), there was an incident in one of the bathrooms (the main lobby, public access one), while I was on property, and the employee whom was responsible refused to clean it:
Stipulating: "I don't get paid enough to clean up something like that!". For the manager, there are many courses of discretionary action/re-action to consider with this employee. I chose to lead by example to solicit a different response (hopefully).
First a brief description:
Some one obviously took a shiaaat in the right place; however, took it upon themselves (by the use of there own hands indicated by the clear markings) to smear crap with their hands, on the floor, on the full length mirror, sink, top of the toilet lid (and backside), on top and on the side of the tank, and left two large turds on the floor near the door (with the apparent intent) to have one walking in step in it. I am not done yet. The person also wrote in crap: "Have fun cleaning this up, dorks!"
I took it upon myself to start cleaning this myself, and felt with the personality of the employee, this would stimulate a positive reaction. Half-way done, she decided to assist after communicating a bit.
Gross was an understatement, and to a degree she was correct. And, since she had a change in mind, she was subsequently rewarded the same by me.
Another strange incident:
A customer bought two large 24" pizza's at about 2AM in the morning. Pretty normal, eh? Uh......sort of.........until the housekeeper opened the door to the room to clean it about 10AM.
This customer took it upon himself, to smear pizza into the curtains, all bed linen, mattresses, all mirrors (including the bathroom), lamps, head board, carpet, windows, TV, and microwave. I am not done yet........
On top of this, this person smeared baby oil over all the places he put he pizza, and then sprinkled baby powder on top of it. On the walls, full pizza slices were dried and stuck to the walls.
Something strange motivating people to perform such activities.......:action9:
I wasn't feelen' the butt "thunder".......
Chillen
In one of the hotels I manage (market, and human resource), there was an incident in one of the bathrooms (the main lobby, public access one), while I was on property, and the employee whom was responsible refused to clean it:
Stipulating: "I don't get paid enough to clean up something like that!". For the manager, there are many courses of discretionary action/re-action to consider with this employee. I chose to lead by example to solicit a different response (hopefully).
First a brief description:
Some one obviously took a shiaaat in the right place; however, took it upon themselves (by the use of there own hands indicated by the clear markings) to smear crap with their hands, on the floor, on the full length mirror, sink, top of the toilet lid (and backside), on top and on the side of the tank, and left two large turds on the floor near the door (with the apparent intent) to have one walking in step in it. I am not done yet. The person also wrote in crap: "Have fun cleaning this up, dorks!"
I took it upon myself to start cleaning this myself, and felt with the personality of the employee, this would stimulate a positive reaction. Half-way done, she decided to assist after communicating a bit.
Gross was an understatement, and to a degree she was correct. And, since she had a change in mind, she was subsequently rewarded the same by me.
Another strange incident:
A customer bought two large 24" pizza's at about 2AM in the morning. Pretty normal, eh? Uh......sort of.........until the housekeeper opened the door to the room to clean it about 10AM.
This customer took it upon himself, to smear pizza into the curtains, all bed linen, mattresses, all mirrors (including the bathroom), lamps, head board, carpet, windows, TV, and microwave. I am not done yet........
On top of this, this person smeared baby oil over all the places he put he pizza, and then sprinkled baby powder on top of it. On the walls, full pizza slices were dried and stuck to the walls.
Something strange motivating people to perform such activities.......:action9:
I wasn't feelen' the butt "thunder".......
Chillen
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Lillian
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oh man.....so i go to use the bathroom before leaving work today and let me just tell you......i walked in.....took a wiff of the worst ROTTEN crotch i have ever smelt.....sprayed a **** load of air freshner and walked the **** out! yes that is correct, i didn't even get to use the bathroom before leaving work like i had planned to. on top of that i thought i was going to throw up. i should post a sign up that says, go to the ****ing doctor or wash out that dirty snatch. GROSS! sorry for the vulgarity, but i'm am so sick from it.
Too funny, Big T! I can just picture you telling some lass that you're not interested in doing her because you are a germ freak:yelrotflmao:
Lilian, my sample size is smaller than yours',but it has been my experience that the women's rest rooms are much nicer, fresher smelling and cleaner than the men's on those occasions when I have used them (men's is busy and no women are waiting).
Do you work in some skanky workplace?
Looks like you could use a laugh....
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.
"Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jenifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you ****ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull ****. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX"
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.
"Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jenifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you ****ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull ****. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX"
I think I'm pretty damn picky when it comes to having a clean bathroom, or using a clean public one. If I walk into a disgusting public bathroom and absolutely can't wait, I'll use it. If I can wait, I wait.
Yesterday I went to the county fair here in town and walked into one of the bathrooms and about puked because it smelled so bad. I seriously wanted to go bitch out some of the fair staff, but for some reason didn't. It was ridiculous.
Chillen- Your story sounds like the person must have been on some serious hallucinogens such as LSD or Mescalin, not that I've ever used either :devil: But have been around people who have, and some of them do some stange shiat...
Yesterday I went to the county fair here in town and walked into one of the bathrooms and about puked because it smelled so bad. I seriously wanted to go bitch out some of the fair staff, but for some reason didn't. It was ridiculous.
Chillen- Your story sounds like the person must have been on some serious hallucinogens such as LSD or Mescalin, not that I've ever used either :devil: But have been around people who have, and some of them do some stange shiat...
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Lillian
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the workplace is ok. it's an older building but bathrooms hardly get cleaned, if at all. it's the people using them that are skanky. these women are pretty bad, so i can't compare them to a guys bathroom. plus i've never been in a guy's bathroom. LOL!
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Lillian
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i've read that before. it's hilarious!