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With his brand new wings, Charlie thought he might be able to fly them to freedom, but being diamond encrusted, they were too heavy and extremely inefficient.
 
Carl looked around..... and he saw..... the front door!
 
"Hey! A door! And right at the front, how convenient. Let's go!" he exclaimed excitedly, making a dash for the door, only to get stuck in the door frame a few seconds later.
 
But Charlie ,determined to get free, charged head first at the door frame, and with his super powers he ran right through the wall, freeing Carl, and knocking down part of the house.
 
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But Charlie ,determined to get free, charged head first at the door frame, and with his super powers he ran right through the wall, freeing Carl, and knocking down part of the house.
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And then, out of nowhere, Jesus appeared and he had a boner. You could see it poking through his robe like a mouse trying to chew through a pair of underwear.
 
(ONE sentence, Chef!! ;) )

Both Carl and Charlie stood in awe, staring at the bearded hippie with a boner in front of them, wondering if he had smoked too much weed.
 
Charlie was confused and slightly aroused but he knew that they needed to stick to the plan since horny Jesus was most likely a distraction created by the old hag to prevent them from escaping.
 
Jesus apparently forgot that serpents forsake God, (see Genesis) so Carl, being EXTREMELY HUNGRY gobbled down Jesus, (who is still 5000lbs and has huge and sharp teeth) but left the boner which is now sitting in a cellar as a holy relic and personal sex toy of the Pope.

[Please forgive the offensive nature of the above sentence]
 
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And for a while they lived happily, working on their relationship, and they were even thinking about adopting maybe a piglet, when disaster struck yet again!!
 
In the wake of the (mildly offensive) Jesus incident, Carl and Charlie had forgotten to seek their revenge and the old hag was once again ready to strike.
 
Luckily, the pair still had the revenge potion, but they have no idea what it does, since the recipe only said REVENGE.
 
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Luckily, the pair still had the revenge potion, but they have no idea what it does, since the recipe only said REVENGE.
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This worried Charlie, having already been made enormous by a greedy farmer, since the potion did not specify whether the intended target would be harmed, or the potion maker himself.
 
But Carl, being more ambitious, sniffed the potion! It smelled wonderful, like fresh horse meat! (very tempting to 5000 lb lizards!) He lifted it up to drink it.. AND....
 
Before he could follow through, Charlie tackled Carl to the ground in an attempt to stop him and accidentally ingested the potion himself.
 
After being stunned for a moment, Charlie felt himself changing, transforming into something else, and when he ran to an enormous mirror and looked at himself, he found out that he was a giant RAINBOW UNICORN!
 
But he thought to himself, "Hmm, there's no such thing as unicorns and, since I'M a giant unicorn, that means...oh no...OH NO!!! Oh my God, I DON'T EXIST!!!"
 
And just like that, Charlie was transported to a mythical land where he met Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and even a Centaur name Demetrius.
 
And of course, he realized that the potion actually knocked him out, and he was passed out, but he awoke just in time to see a unicorn running off with the old hag skewered on it's horn.
 
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And of course, he realized that the potion actually knocked him out, and he was passed out, but he awoke just in time to see a unicorn running off with the old hag skewered on it's horn.
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"whew, that was close" stated Charlie as he got up, turning around he froze at what he saw..
 
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