The japanese personality test

My order would be:

Lion
Monkey
Sheep
Cow
Horse

For the reasons that lions scare me, I really don't like monkeys, the sheep would be good food, the cow would provide milk to a certain point and the horse goes last because i could ride it to safety...
Pretty much nailed it for me too. What a load of poppy cock though on the 'deep and meaningful reasons' shit :)
 
yea but fun, gives ya somethin to do...
 
My choice

Monkey - food - it couldnt provide much else to help me. May be able to use the skin to collect/carry water since I believe that water can be obtained from the sand via condensation. Guess that I'll opt to just cuddle up to the live animals for warmth at night at first in the hope of getting some water...

Sheep - saved for a while to milk and collect wool - then kill for food plus use skin for warmth at night or to collect water if monkey skin is not working too well.

Lion - kept so long to protect me - moved into the food plus skin for more warmth at night - allowing sheep skin to be used for water collection.

Cow - kept so long to provide me with milk plus carry meat etc - then it is food and skin itself

Horse - kept until last for me to ride and can carry all the meat from dead cow, skins, water carrier skins etc.

I dont go in much for interpreting symbolism. They rarely make much sense to me.
 
1. Monkey - because there's really no use in having one
2. Lion - because it might try to attack me
3. Sheep - well, not much to do with it either
4. Horse - I'd keep it as long as I could to ride it
5. Cow - Because it can provide me with milk, carry me if I dare to ride it, and in the end, could be used as food

Not sure what that says about me. *lol*
 
I'd also get rid of them in the order of what was most logical to eat and ride. The cow would go last and the lion first. I'd probably keep the monkey as company.
The horse would be a delicacy meat in Japan :)
 
Followed the rules and did it without peeking.
And like Sarge based my decisions on logic.

Sheep - It's HOT so it's cruel for the sheep and a burden for me.
Lion - Serves no purpose in the desert and would require water that could be used elsewhere.
Cow - Big, but useful as food (and shade)
Horse - Useful-ish .... at least for a little then food like the cow.
Monkey - Company which = sanity. Small water and food intake.

This is the order I'd CHOOSE in hindsight.

Lion - Sheep - Horse - Cow - Monkey
 
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Lion: I would be scared.

Horse: The monkey is my friend and sheep and cow are my food and clothing. So bye bye horse.

Sheep: Him next because I need the cow more!

Cow: I could drink the milk and eat him later.

Monkey: Companionship during my time.

But I don't have kids...lol So what does that mean.


MY GIRLFRIEND'S PICKS

MONKEY: How can a monkey benefit me.

LION: How does it benefit me and he might eat me or the other animals.

SHEEP: Because I need the cow more.

HORSE: Transportation was important but the cow (food and milk) is what I should keep.

COW: For obvious reasons.
 
My order would be:
Lion
Monkey
Cow
Sheep
Horse

The lion would compete with me for the food the other's give,
The monkey would probably get on my nerves after a while and I have no need for it.
The cow would require too much food and water to keep healthy with me
The sheep would take less, but I will still need to kill one
The horse would be able to carry me for a while.

That's my order.
 
To escape the desert you are going to have to get rid of all of the animals – one at a time…In what order do you “drop” the animals?

Easy...if all I have to do in order to get out of the desert and survive is kill the animals, then I'd kill them all as soon as humanly possible. The order wouldn't matter as long as I could kill them before I died. But, I'd probably kill the monkey last, but only because I'd try to convince it to have sex with me before I murdered it.
 
Sheep- Not an interesting animal
Cow- Not an interesting animal
Horse- Like horses, but I like big cats more :)
Lion- Love big cats :D
Monkey- Coz its cute and interesting, would be fun to have around :)
 
I would get rid of in order:

Lion - kill or be killed.

Monkey - I've never eaten monkey meat and I don't intend to. Plus, the noises they make annoy me.

Horse - not a practical animal for the desert and you can't milk a horse.

Cow - doesn't have wool that could keep me warm on those freezing cold desert nights.

Sheep - can give milk, meat AND warmth, is lovely company and I love the cute sounds they make. God's best and most useful animal! lol

(Okay, now let's go back and check to see what kind of psycho that means I am...)
 
hmm my order was

Cow - cos it'd slow me down
Sheep - pretty much for the same reason
Lion - cos its too big and kinda dangerous
Horse - i kept it till now cos i cud use it to travel further
Monkey - i dno why i kept it till last.. i just like monkey and der dependance :D,,shame i dont have children haha!
 
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