street fighting

i asked for some advice, dont have to be a dick about it hahhhh and no, im not going to argue with you over the internet
 
if you're talking about me. I was just messin with ya. If that got you upset, then you need to forget about martial arts all together, because you won't make it. Martial arts are all about respect, honor, dignity, and at first humility. If you cant take some light ribbing then you won't last through the first couple of months...

And who is arguing? If you were refering to my wanting to spar you, sparring isn't arguing, its controlled fighting for practice.

Now to answer your question. If you wanna take a martial art to learn how to fight, then you're doing it for the wrong reason, or that reason will change. Most of us who do it for any period of time realize we don't need to fight, because we already know we can handle ourselves, and we don't care if anyone else knows it.
 
if this fight hasent been yet. kick him somewhere between his knee and the mid tigh.
HARD, with your knee or something hard, his muscle will be all weird and he wont be able to stand:p
also, if you get behind him or something, use your knee on his tailbone, BELIVE ME he will NOT be able to walk propperly for a coupple of days, a girl once tried to knee me in the balls from behind, but she hit my tailbone, and i tell ya, i wish she had hit the nuts:p
 
The responsible one would say, "just walk away", I know that's not going to happen. ha ha!

Tip 2:Always move side to side to throw him off. Once you move away from his attack, move in!
 
I could give you loads of tips on strike zones after being in the military,police and doing martial arts but I won't....The reason these organizations teach you this is for defense which as anyone can tell you is the best form of attack.....You have issues with someone call the cops thats what theyre there for......I'm pretty disgusted that people on here would be encouraging people to fight by giving tips on how to hurt someone yet are total against women showing their butts in another thread which is harmless and hurts no-one......This thread should have been closed along time ago
 
Most people actually gave the advice that not fighting was the most sensible course of action. And, for the record....I have absolutely NOTHING against women showing their butts! In fact, I positively encourage it :D
 
shapeshifting said:
I could give you loads of tips on strike zones after being in the military,police and doing martial arts but I won't....The reason these organizations teach you this is for defense which as anyone can tell you is the best form of attack.....You have issues with someone call the cops thats what theyre there for......I'm pretty disgusted that people on here would be encouraging people to fight by giving tips on how to hurt someone yet are total against women showing their butts in another thread which is harmless and hurts no-one......This thread should have been closed along time ago


Talkin about me?

The two things have nothing in common, and don't say **** about our (my) moral values or codes, because it sounds like judgement has already passed. When I click onto my computer, I don't want to see assholes and asscracks. The point of that thread, anyway, was to show the muscles of the glutemus maximus, but it soon became the darkness of the division between.

I couldn't care less about a few high school kids who agree to fight. Stop making little scuffles into huge battles. There were no casualties, and as I said before, these kinds of fights are more about ego, not survival.

In short, boo hoo, whoever lost got his pride hurt, the world will never be a good place for our children to live! Honestly, I'd rather throw down and end it with someone who was giving me too much beef then to hurl insults back and forth until the world ended...which, would be the case in these under-aged fights.
 
Simply walk up to him calmly and began beating his head in with a tire iron. Think Joe Peci in Goodfellas/Casino. You don't need skill, just blinding violence. Never understimate the power of brutality. Plus, you'll earn a reputation not to be f***ed with. ;)
 
Umm

exol said:
hey guys

well this stupid drug dealer at school kept wanting me to buy some smoke from him and i guess he keeps touching my girlfriend even when she says stop and all this stuff, so its come down to a fight, tomorrow after school.

i was wondering if anyone had a few moves or any advice, haha.

i want somethign to get me pumped up too, like energy drink or something, i have access to a grocery store and thats it

the kid is about 4 inches taller than me and 10-15 lbs lighter...never has lifted, and i go to the gym everyday.

so yeah guys, can you help me a little? thanks :)


In a street fight just try to bring him down as fast as possible...maybe a punch to the face for a first hit he'll probaly punch back (but you said hes weak so ill take your advice)...try grabbing him by the neck and spinning him around you a little, slam him to the ground, get on top of him (keep balance[big advice]) and take your anger out on him.....maybe a couple elbows to the face to get him to stop figgeting too.

Hope that helps you kick that punks ass...peace
 
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