street fighting

hey guys

well this stupid drug dealer at school kept wanting me to buy some smoke from him and i guess he keeps touching my girlfriend even when she says stop and all this stuff, so its come down to a fight, tomorrow after school.

i was wondering if anyone had a few moves or any advice, haha.

i want somethign to get me pumped up too, like energy drink or something, i have access to a grocery store and thats it

the kid is about 4 inches taller than me and 10-15 lbs lighter...never has lifted, and i go to the gym everyday.

so yeah guys, can you help me a little? thanks :)
 
Tip 1: Don't lose.
 
Plain and simple walk away,best way to win a fight is to not get into it in the first place....If hes a drug dealer and touching your girlfriend when she doesnt want it then thats two criminal offenses..Dont fight call the cops
 
If you're gonna fight, find open spots and hit. Never forget you have elbows, knees, and feet. Your opponent probably will forget too, especially if he's some doped up stoner. Unless he takes like PCP, then you'll probably get away good with this stuff.

Swing hard, controlled, no windmilling, don't wait for him to throw the first punch. It's a fight. As soon as you get there try to knock his face in. OR, if you suspect this guy of being really dangerous, then observe for anything concealed.

Ummm...what else...if you win and start rubbing it in hard, then you're most likely going to have an escalating problem. Leave him with some pride intact. Best way would be to let him give up.

Best tip: stay calm. Breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth. Breathe deep and controlled.
 
I completely agree with shapeshifting.

That's wtf the police are there for. Society needs less "tuff" people like you and your drug dealer friend and more people who are willing to peacefully and cleverly use society's resources to their benefit.

Maybe you forgot their number, it's 9-1-1.

:)
 
My advice would be...

Don't fight, what has this guy done to you to make you wanna fight? You say he's touched your girlfriend. Unless he assaulted her, is it worth getting yourself hurt?

Although my idea of a fight and a school kids idea of a fight is different, I don't give a rats ass about pride or fair fighting, I'm out to take as little damage as possible, so if that means fighting "dirty", so be it.
 
as a last resort, when there is no other way be mean.... go for the throat when he is least expecting it, then take the heel of your hand to his nose, wap him in the stomach and when he bends over knee him in the face get him on the ground and kick him, then run like crazy... and be prepared for the after math.. now having said that your gf should report the slime if he keeps touching her, its her not yours....
 
Okay. Since apparently people keep on giving advice in case you do fight, I will too. =P

To simply win against someone with not training, aim for the chin. Put up your first, and be easy on the legs. Try not to have your legs planted down on the ground, since it's much harder to dodge hits. As soon as it begins, deliver a right straight to his jaw.

And for the love of god, whatever you do, DO NOT pull your fist back like a n00b when punching. Just do what the boxers do.
 
It may be too late, but I'll throw it out anyway cause I don't want to see you getting hurt.

Firstly, I'd also recommend not fighting unless it's a life or death situation. We have systems of law for a reason, and that reason is to protect the most precious of commodities, human life. Having said that....


I've been training in muay thai since I was about 7. If you're fighting someone with no experience, you need to assess what kind of a pain tolerance your looking at. If he's a jacked up junkie...wait for him to start it, and end it.

Some basic tips..keep your guard up. Your hands do not leave the spot in front of your chin. This means one hand is always there unless you have such an overwhelming advantage that your opponent has no chance whatsoever of retaliating. Don't flail about, strike with surgical precision. Notice an opening, attack it. Attack it with everything you've got. There's no half-assing in a fight. Most inexperienced fighters will not be prepared for a simple combo, so try practicing for a couple hours by shadow boxing. Jab-cross-hook-uppercut for example is an excellent mix of speed, power, and a variety of angles of attack. You want to run with the uppercut when your opponent blocks the jab, slips the cross, and ducks the hook. If you manage to catch your opponent on the jaw, you will likely knock him out and end the fight. Just hope he's not the kind of fighter who dies on his feet. We can be absolute monsters in bouts. :D

Now, if the guy's a hopped up mutant....

There are a few hits that'll take just about any big tough man down. A kick, knee or punch to the groin hurts. Don't count on it stopping the guy though. If you hit me in the groin I wouldn't even slow down on my way to tear you apart. People have different pain tolerances. :D

Contrary to popular belief, it's very difficult to kill someone with a blow to the throat. As in your chances of winning the lottery are higher. Much higher. A hit to the throat will stun. Use whatever's available.

One of the best ways to win a fight is to start it with a simple foot stomp. By simple I mean the way you'd stomp on something if you knew not delivering every ounce of your body into crushing it with your heel would result in your being slowly eaten alive by slugs that secret a powerful acid that digests and paralyzes you while causing excruciating pain. If you do that to the top of someone's foot, they aren't going to be walking or running after you. I've experienced that particular brand of pain. [Edit: I thought about this and realized I forgot to say: DO NOT do this in anything but a serious self defense situation. An act like this in a harmless schoolyard fight will get you in some serious trouble. Not to mention the fact that it's morally reprehensible.]

Head butts..I know it doesn't sound like a super smart idea, but the top of your skull is thick and makes an excellent weapon. Aim for the nose. You'll likely break it and quite possibly knock your opponent out entirely.

I'm not going to tell you about elbows or knees for self-defense, as most techniques are disfiguring and/or lethal. The above should be more than enough to give you a strong tactical advantage over your opponent. However, keep in mind that if you haven't been in very many (if any) real fights in your life most of this will be somewhat irrelevant. It'll simply be a matter of natural ability.
 
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Kick his a$$ C bass!

Your first move should definitely be to call the police. Not only will you be doing yourself a favor, but everyone else in the school who he may be giving the same behavior. Dont feel like a punk, make it an anonymous call if you have to. One less dealer on the streets is good for everyone.

If he comes back after that, take him out!
 
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I have to agree with everyone who has already said 'don't fight'. Think about it, if you win, chances are he will want some kind of revenge, he may get others to assist next time. If you lose, he will carry on doing what he is doing - thats known as a lose-lose situation. Get the authorities invloved and get him in the deepest sh*t possible!

I used to fight quite a lot at school (many years ago) and, if you absolutely decide that you have to do this for whatever reason, I would recommend your first move, when you're squaring up (assuming you're nice and close) should be a good, old fashioned headbutt. Aim for his nose and get the power off your back foot - he won't be expecting it and will reel backwards giving you the ideal opportunity to pick your punch and try to finish it quick.

But, to re-iterate, my best advice is DO NOT FIGHT!
 
walk up to him and say a simple maths sum like 5+4, in the 2-3 seconds he's thinking about it hit him in the nose as hard as you can
 
Some great advice above. But, this thing is different because you have time to plan. So, keep a can of mace or pepper spray with ya! :D
 
Ed Gasket said:
lmao dirty bstard

its true though..in a backyard school fight there are no rules...you do what you have to do to win...because if you lose you will be laughed at and nobody wants that..kick him in the balls when he is down kick him...before he even has anytime to say anything to you just walk right up to him and kick him in the balls, fight over.
 
I beg to differ. In my experience, high school fights are more about ego and less about survival. A kick to the balls would be somewhat cowardly, and any victory from this would be a "technicality" unless you make it look like you're one crazy, bad motha who just doesn't give a ****. Then you're gonna be cool.
 
I completly agree with Lei.
This isnt about anything other than ego. Both of you are trying to make the other look bad, not hurt eachother. You'll prob just end up rolling about on the floor.

Plus, if there was a "Overnight Karate Manual" I wish I'd got it when I was in skool, could have saved 13years of training!

anywho - that was yesterday you posted that so let us know what happened.
 
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