Out of Context...

Chillen · Feb 22, 2009

Chillen said:
.............................The post also dissed my little and mighty peanut

Best regards,

Chillen

Buh!!!!!!!! :bncry:

The little buddy must be shrinking as I get older!

Big_Idiot · Apr 3, 2009

Red_Panda said:
Anyway, the pole is all set up and I spent a good couple of hours on it yesterday and I am soooo sore today. I didn't even notice how hard I was working on it because I was just having fun, but this morning I feel it. Best kind of workout IMO

Pure filth, just filth.

Typhon · Apr 3, 2009

Haha, and I bet it wasn't even out of context either

FunctionalTrain · Apr 11, 2009

Karky said:
depends what you mean by grunting? I think it's OK to pump each other up before lifting. Some people need it to get to their optimal level of arousal.

this was too easy...you sick bastard

Karky · Apr 11, 2009

FunctionalTrain said:
this was too easy...you sick bastard

hahaha! I guess I set myself up for that one..

Typhon · Apr 20, 2009

Proteinboy said:
im having some trouble getting it up.

I've seen your girlfriend, I'd have trouble too

I still got the job done though :love2:

Karky · Apr 20, 2009

Typhon said:
I've seen your girlfriend, I'd have trouble too

I still got the job done though :love2:

You gave his girlfriend a blowjob?

FunctionalTrain · Apr 29, 2009

NorCalJeeper said:
Haha I feel you there! :jumping:

Exactly WHERE are you feeling him??

Typhon · Jul 27, 2009

malkore said:
I mostly grill or smoke my meat.

Is that some kind of S&M fetish?

Chillen · Jul 27, 2009

flyinfree said:
i like my chicken choked

flyinfree said:
BUT- we have all week to figure it out.
And discuss the amount we want to set.

flyinfree said:
it is cumaliative

you can do a couple minutes at a time.

I have 14 minutes down so far. My longest one so far is only 3 minutes. The challenge is not holding the longest, it is getting 60 total minutes. Take all day punkin!

FF

flyinfree said:
Ok, I am done!

.................I want to soak in the tub, and, I am done.
Thank you all for playing and Helping me to get MORE out of me

FF

I didn't think Masturbation was so complicated. You name your personal Chicken: Punkin'?

:yelrotflmao:

:sad3:

Chillen

Karky · Jul 27, 2009

haha! That was actually pretty awesome!

mom2twoboyz · Jul 27, 2009

Okay this is my new favorite thread ..

NBS 4life said:
The problem was a male had not come along and hosed it off for you.

*snort!*

flyinfree · Jul 27, 2009

OMG!! get a life! lol! that was hilarious!

NoLoveLost · Jul 27, 2009

Chillen said:
I didn't think Masturbation was so complicated. You name your personal Chicken: Punkin'?

:yelrotflmao:

:sad3:

Chillen

LMAO!!!!! :yelrotflmao:

Chillen · Jul 28, 2009

Richard, Richard.....[sigh]

g8r80 said:
I get up early and get ready to ride.

I strip my bike of all unnecessary stuff.

g8r80 said:
I ride to the meeting place, but I realize my pump was shot

g8r80 said:
We take off and go really slow, and then slowly pick it up

g8r80 said:
There would be occasional surges

g8r80 said:
We finally settle into a pace feeling great

g8r80 said:
We go at this pace when pffffffffffffffft - my tube flats again!

g8r80 said:
Jan stops to assist and to offer his pump, again, and we ride together

g8r80 said:
I had so much fun today, I am gonna make this a weekly ride.

Enthusiasm can be like a fire that feed an occasional poke.

Success is the ability to go from one tube failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

Getting old sucks.

Viagra......FTW!

Woosh.......no more personal tube flats!

Who was the first you attempted to poke?

Riding two guys = Cool. :ironing:

How did this weeks ride go?

Did you lose your tube again?

Have you told your wife yet?

:jumping:

:action13:

Chillen

mom2twoboyz · Jul 28, 2009

HAHAHAAA! That's a hoot!

g8r80 · Jul 28, 2009

Chillen, I didn't know you were a "kiss and tell"

CPL_C · Jul 28, 2009

lol this thread is awesome

Chillen · Jul 28, 2009

And, Hoss thinks he is immune, yea right....

Read each quote straight down:

This is a story on how Karky got his Man Card

Hoss said:
You see it all started on a rainy day in Oklahoma.. Initially I learned from reading tons about it on the web, and then I actually got lucky enough to be trained.......

Hoss said:
"In the beginning it was just sex, sex, sex."

Hoss said:
I'm out.

Hoss said:
Took care of it

Hoss said:
Exactly karky, exactly.

Hoss said:
Beefy. Me likey.

Hoss said:
Tingling you say?

Hoss said:
You probably just hit the cervix you tool.........

Hoss said:
Probably your blood pressure plummeting to normal/subnormal levels, remember to breath! The red you see is probably the capillaries in your eye lid flowing with oxygen..

Hoss said:
Stopping because of lactic acid = a sore vagina.

Suck it up.

Hoss said:
WOW! That got fixed quick.

Hoss said:
Ok, Great progress!

Hoss said:
I thought it was great.. very entertaining.

Hoss said:
You're my hero.

The sexual adventures of Hoss and Karky.

We now know how Karky.....really got his man card.

Hoss has been Pwned. :rofl:

:action10::action13:

Best wishes as always,

Chillen

Big_Idiot · Jul 28, 2009

LMAO Chillen, i've gotta give it to you those are funny. Especially FF's.