Out of Context...

[[Focus]]

Snoogins

That's my rant for today. Gotta get to work and shake it. Peace.

What exactly is your field of employ, sir or madame? It doesn't involve dollar bills and g-strings, does it?

 

[SkianS40]

Hmmm.... could prove a vital instruction to all men given Valentines day is tommorow...

Dude... absolutely hilarious!

 

[calcium]

Hmmm.... could prove a vital instruction to all men given Valentines day is tommorow...

Hum...we're not talking about going out to eat anymore are we

~Nicole

 

[[Focus]]

Dirty pool!

 

[tonymcclellan]

I would recommend tucking a dry paper towel into your shorts

I acctually tried to rub in my face petroleum jelly. It works...well about 30 minutes until I rub it together with sweat from my face. But even then its not that bad!!!

Most people stuff with socks, lol.
The second one is the actual post haha.

 

[ShaftedTwice]

Ever have a taste for something weird?

That one stuck out like a monkey in a haystack.

 

[[Focus]]

I would recommend tucking a dry paper towel into your shorts

Most people stuff with socks, lol. The second one is the actual post haha.

Heheheheh. I didn't really notice how funny that was 'til you added it, tony.

 

[ShaftedTwice]

Is this meat still good?

Haha, sorry calcium, I'm all over your posts..

 

[Moonbeam3]

...it's like a miniature q-tip. And it does hurt a little, but certainly not unbearable...

hmmmmm................

 

[calcium]

...Sorry calcium, I'm all over you...

Eh, who can blame ya

Haha, just took your words out of context in the out of context thread. Beat that!

~Nicole

 

[shellsy21]

Eh, who can blame ya

Haha, just took your words out of context in the out of context thread. Beat that!

~Nicole

HAHA thats awesome!

 

[Skye]

I dunno the best, clean way to say this... but since I've lost 40+ lbs now... uh.. well she's not unhappy...

Having a bit of fun... *cough* Sorry Web-Foot Freak...but had too... lol ... (kinda the name too...)

 

[Skye]

ollynov
Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 6

Masturbation and working out

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I already am aware that semen contains Zinc which is necessary for muscle build. But is it better to masturbate before or after a workout???

Sorry this one too...funniest post ever... LOL

 

[ShaftedTwice]

If its over an hour then you risk the chance of getting a "downer".

Hehe.. good stuff

 

[Skye]

techdan
Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1
My FitProfile

What about oyster extract?

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I heard oysters can be useful for impotence treatment. Should I take
oyster extract to get better erections?




Some of the things people ask/think... lol

 

[(Silent)]

1. A plant whose stem does not produce woody, persistent tissue and generally dies back at the end of each growing season.

Lol ....

 

[calcium]

LOL, that's great silent.

~Nicole

 

[DEF]

it goes on easy if you toast bread and apply on with butter knifes

Thanks, acdc

 

[Hoss]

Apparently you've never tried to solicit the services of a circuis midget. They are quite costly. Although you get a discount on a group rate when you rent more than 3, but....

are you implying that I can't afford top quality hooker material?

-quote ftw

 

[[Focus]]

That is so cheating, mreik. You know this.

..now I'm glad I didn't reply with what I was going to. I'm trying to stay out of this thread, lol.