Next step in my relationship

Im calling the police.
 
A sheep in wolf's clothing perhaps?

Maybe you have an inner insecurity about your masculinity?

Sorry, I came over all 'Niles Crane' then
 
Do you not suffer from 'IKEA rage' Karky?
I usually have about 30 minutes from getting in there before I go crazy. I consider IKEA shopping to be "cruel and unusual punishment"

And they make their eggs from powder!!!
I ordered their breakfast before (2 actually :)) and the eggs looked like jelly. My girlfriend told me they were made from power; I didn't even know there was such a thing.
 
CCR said:
Do you not suffer from 'IKEA rage' Karky?
I usually have about 30 minutes from getting in there before I go crazy. I consider IKEA shopping to be "cruel and unusual punishment"

And they make their eggs from powder!!!
I ordered their breakfast before (2 actually :)) and the eggs looked like jelly. My girlfriend told me they were made from power; I didn't even know there was such a thing.
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Apparently powdered eggs were very popular during WWII because they were easy to store and transport without going bad. Spam was another thing that came out of the era for the same reasons. My mom told me about them and said they were good. I've never tried them, nor do I plan on it.

As for Ikea. The couple of times I went there, I was in absolute hell. The place is huge and scary. The furniture isn't all that attractive anyway.
 
yeah, IKEA rage, my GF was good at preventing it though. She found a map and led the way. I hate IKEA, but with her as a guide it was OK (she's been there a "couple" times before)
 
Karky said:
yeah, IKEA rage, my GF was good at preventing it though. She found a map and led the way. I hate IKEA, but with her as a guide it was OK (she's been there a "couple" times before)
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The next step is acceptance, you'll start to love IKEA. My wife used to drag me to IKEA years ago, before we were even engaged. Back then I hated it. Now I look at the catalog and think a coffee table is the coolest thing I've ever seen. I feel like the narrator in the beginning of fightclub.
 
evan said:
The next step is acceptance, you'll start to love IKEA. My wife used to drag me to IKEA years ago, before we were even engaged. Back then I hated it. Now I look at the catalog and think a coffee table is the coolest thing I've ever seen. I feel like the narrator in the beginning of fightclub.
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do you know what happend? You got whipped :p
 
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