Last Txt {GAME}

Mikez0rr said:
this isnt a text but hey.

i just made my salad for dinner, i was going to the drawer to get a fork, i had my phone in my right hand, i grabbed a fork out of the drawer and turned around. for some damn reason i put the fork in my pocket and threw my phone into my salad. tasty.

glad i have a case on it.
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lmao thats halarious

Crawdawg: AHHH....its a gorgeous day today my brotha :D
 
Dusty- Ill call you in a few
 
Matt - "You can't shut me down, you only hope to minimize my capabilities..."

We heard it on ESPN one day and repeatedly say it to one another daily about anything and everything.
 
Colin: "The sound of something something something might make it quite atrocious..."
 
Wife: Go to the bathroom you have something on your right cheek!

we had company last night so she txt me that while they were there
 
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Disciple said:
Wife: Go to the bathroom you have something on your right cheek!

we had company last night so she txt me that while they were there
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*lol*...that's funny!!

Renate (my aunt): 'I had a weird dream, please let me know if everything's okay. I'm worried.'
 
T.J. - "So I'm just a form of entertainment? That irritates me."

After he told me he was going to be busy all afternoon and won't be able to text me...I told him I'd find another form of entertainment. Ha
 
my little brother: i dont know what to do i never felt pain like this before

his girlfriend of three years cheated on him in public and then left him
 
jan - fine i told him to put her to bed, he read her a story and then he picked her up and they were watching south park together.
 
Katie: just about to leave lansing! I'm going through security w/ no undies and wet hair. Hell of a morning :) talk to you after all this wedding business.

(5am my time this morning I was not so amused)
 
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