Joke of the day

Karky said:
Regular porn = boring real quick. I need something more than seeing some random dude shagging some random girl in doggy style to bother watching.

And by gay porn, does that include lesbian porn? If so I'm surprised it doesn't outsell hetero porn by more :p
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It's mostly gay males driving the business, but I would include lesbian porn to be "gay porn" :)

From the figures I've been given, hetero porn is an extremely small part of the business.

I find hetero porn to be a total snoozefest. It does get boring REALLY quickly. But a steady diet of anything gets pretty boring after awhile.
 
Kraken said:
Know of any good brown and amber fetish parties?
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Those would be very "private" parties :D
 
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i_love_muscle said:
Yeah. I know Evo. You men in kilts are so vanilla :D
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Yup. My woman was like, "hey, let's try it with some candles lighting the room." I got really nervous and scared wondering what other crazy ideas she'd have and locked myself in the closet with a tall can of Natural Light.
 
evolution said:
Yup. My woman was like, "hey, let's try it with some candles lighting the room." I got really nervous and scared wondering what other crazy ideas she'd have and locked myself in the closet with a tall can of Natural Light.
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And candles are also very dangerous, especially when you're flailing around and your arm or leg happens to knock one over and you burn your house down.

Good thing you locked yourself in the closet. But I could have done that for ya ;)
 
evolution said:
Yup. My woman was like, "hey, let's try it with some candles lighting the room." I got really nervous and scared wondering what other crazy ideas she'd have and locked myself in the closet with a tall can of Natural Light.
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Scaredy cat! :action2:


JOKE
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13 .... 13 .... 13".

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting "14 .... 14 .... 14".
 
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