Joke of the day

[sorridere]

Cabbie & the Nun

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won'tstop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

Happy Halloween!

 

[i_love_muscle]

That's a good one

Happy Halloween to everybody

It's really the only time of year where you can dress up the way you want to and not get dissed for it

 

[firefreak]

That's a good one

Happy Halloween to everybody

It's really the only time of year where you can dress up the way you want to and not get dissed for it

Tell that to my brother and friends who are all making fun of my shrek outfit from last weekend

 

[MarkMyWords]

I've heard this one, it's funny! Happy Halloween Eve, I'm ready to get nuts tomorrow.

 

[[Focus]]

happy halloween

 

[NoLoveLost]

Tell that to my brother and friends who are all making fun of my shrek outfit from last weekend

LOL! the shrek is cute!!! too funny.....

 

[Big_Idiot]

You yanks and Halloween LMAO

I dont think iv said 'happy halloween' in my entire life.

 

[[Focus]]

You yanks and Halloween LMAO

I dont think iv said 'happy halloween' in my entire life.

have you tried having a reason to be happy









boosh

 

[Big_Idiot]

Im probably the happiest person on here

You see that face ^^

 

[[Focus]]

Im probably the happiest person on here

You see that face ^^

that may well be but it looks to me like the sheep are sad enough for both of you

 

[MarkMyWords]

You yanks and Halloween LMAO

I dont think iv said 'happy halloween' in my entire life.

You're missin out man, it's a great reason to become a drunken pirate and act a damn fool.

 

[Chillen]

have you tried having a reason to be happy









boosh

Yep! What a fool my body is.

It doesn't have any friggen idea what's attached between the shoulders.

I woke up tired, and the body wasn't quite willing to "get it on" in the gym.


Well.......


It was wrong, and my head was right.

I have a reason to be happy now.


This rocks the hell out!


Best wishes


Chillen

 

[[Focus]]

see that tom maybe if you were as punny as chillen halloween would love you

 

[Big_Idiot]

Halloween is only loved by 6 year olds in England.

Otherwise its just another day

Bonfire night is a night to celebrate though. I say F**K HALLOWEEN!

Although i love you all so much.

I would also die for you all.

 

[[Focus]]

Halloween is only loved by 6 year olds in England.

okay let me explain this to you in three words you can understand

sluts costumes booze

Good Lord, man. What's happened to you. Did you have a religious experience or something.

do you not have sluts in england is that it

poor little guy ='(

 

[Big_Idiot]

okay let me explain this to you in three words you can understand

sluts costumes booze

Good Lord, man. What's happened to you. Did you have a religious experience or something.

do you not have sluts in england is that it

poor little guy ='(

LMAO at that very funny statement. I bet the ratio of sluts to non-sluts its much higher over here than over there. Thats the reason me and my mates get a lot of sex and diseases and wouldnt have it any other way

 

[MarkMyWords]

Halloween is only loved by 6 year olds in England.

Otherwise its just another day

Bonfire night is a night to celebrate though. I say F**K HALLOWEEN!

Although i love you all so much.

I would also die for you all.

Then consider me 6.

On a side note, I love you too Big T, you are my soul mate.

 

[[Focus]]

LMAO at that very funny statement. I bet the ratio of sluts to non-sluts its much higher over here than over there. Thats the reason me and my mates get a lot of sex and diseases and wouldnt have it any other way

so... in england every day is halloween

that explains a lot







KAKOW

 

[Big_Idiot]

Then consider me 6.

On a side note, I love you too Big T, you are my soul mate.

My heart is with you MMW.

BTW, Focus you really need to focus.

 

[i_love_muscle]

You yanks and Halloween LMAO

I dont think iv said 'happy halloween' in my entire life.

Tom, I'm a Canuck. Get it right We're a lot different than those Yanks