Is it wrong to wear a temporary tattoo?

This is the part where everyone with tattoo's tell me to man-up and just do it. For the purposes of this discussion I'm going to ask that we remove that option from the table....at this point and for all intents & purposes, that is just NOT an option. It's partially religious and partially needle-wimp related....but still, my thought is questioning if getting a temporary tat is just too ghey?

So let me start.....

I was ordering some stuff from a swim-website and had a bit of credit left-over. My 6 year-old was with me and we were looking at various items on the site. Amoung the items were "Swim Tattoo's".....the stuff you apply, get moist and it stays on your skin for about 2 weeks, I suppose it's the industrial version of the cute little stickers you'd get in Cracker Jacks. My daughter chose the star-fish and sea horse....I chose the sharks and some Chinese symbols for Strength. Anticipating my big swim across Lake Arrowhead I thought it might be cute.

Anyways, I put the Chinese symbols on my right bicep and saved the sharks for some other time. My wife said it made me look kinda buff and even though she's Mary Poppin's proper, she kinda thought it was a good thing....but absolutely NOT in a permanent sort of way. After the weekend, I didn't take the thing off...I even wore it to the gym for spin-class, swim, weights, etc.

The thing is, I immediately got compliments...and I don't think they were insincere (like the way woman can get a new haircut and no matter how gross, masculine or disgusting all her friends will tell her how good it looks :)). But seriously, I had a few people say it was a nice touch, not over-dramatic (like some people can get) and it was kinda funny because it really kinda looked real....just black markings. Upon closer inspection it was sorta obvious it wasn't inked into my skin, but really...it passed pretty well and I rather enjoyed having it on my arm.

So let's get to the bottom line. Again, I'm not entertaining the thought of getting a permanent REAL tattoo....but I am considering perhaps doing one of two options:

1) Buying several of these temporary tattoos and just applying them every now and then as they wear off. They go about 2 weeks solid and it could be a fun summer thing....but I'm not really inclined towards this direction, instead...

2) Finding someone local who does good Henna work and just buying into a bi-weekly maintenance of the thing

Quick thoughts....people get fake tans, fake nails, regular hair-cuts, shave every couple days: what's so wrong about a maintained Henna? Even more so if people can't tell??

I despise poseurs...perhaps having a tattoo, a REAL tattoo is also about the committment and having one....but I really don't like the near permanent nature of marking my body AND I've seen old people in the swimming pools and they eventually become rather blobby...but perhaps advances in technology has come a ways since those days?

Either way, focusing down on it: is a Henna or any temporary tattoo something entirely cheesy, ghey and wrong and what are your thoughts?

And be advised...there is no "right" answer...just opinions, thoughts and the discussion, thanks!
 

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my thought is questioning if getting a temporary tat is just too ghey?

If you're using the term ghey as meaning lame rather than homosexual then yes, temp tattoo's are just too ghey to be worn by men
 
If you're using the term ghey as meaning lame rather than homosexual then yes, temp tattoo's are just too ghey to be worn by men

Gay and Ghey are two TOTALLY different terms, how could you get the two confused??? ;)

Opinion duly noted without the impending psychotic response you'd expect. :D
 
Just do what I do, get a skinhead haircut and grow out a goatee long enough to braid beads into. Then laugh as the people cross the street to get away from you. :D
 
Hey, better than me... I in high school totally just drew a tattoo on myself with a sharpie and maintained it with whatever black ink pens where available to me after every shower until it just got too runny. It was... very sad, to say the least...

But if you think the temporary tattoo looks good, I say there is nothing wrong with wearing a temporary tattoo. I mean putting a "fake" mark on your skin, IMO, is comparable to people putting "fake" color in the their hair, or "fake" spray on tans; no one criticizes that, its accepted. Whatever little things make you feel better about yourself are fine, I think. And you have no obligation to tell anyone whether its real or not. When's the last time you overheard "Dude, sweet tan!"Oh thanks man, I just got it sprayed on by another dude while I stood spread eagle in a thong......." Yeah, no. Guys don't share their manly beauty secrets about other things. You can totally keep this one secret too ;)
 
I have seen the streaky bright orange men who fake tan themselves to look macho. They are all in the booth! (Its like being in the closet, but for tanners that won't tell its being in the booth)

you mean like these guys?

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You shouldn't even be considering this option. Either get one or don't. The needle isn't that bad. And if you're not Jewish, I don't get the religious implication.
 
You shouldn't even be considering this option. Either get one or don't. The needle isn't that bad. And if you're not Jewish, I don't get the religious implication.

He's Trisuitist. He's not allowed to have anything at all on or between his flesh and his Mancage™ that The Lords of Triathalon did not put there, except in the popped collar region.
 
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Honestly, if you shouldn't get one because of "religious" reasons, or because you are a wimp (i.e. the neddle) then you shouldn't have one, fake or otherwise. Fake ones are....well.....sad. and you are contradicting your own beliefs if you "fake" one and having one is against your religion.

So, no, you shouldn't......
 
Honestly, if you shouldn't get one because of "religious" reasons, or because you are a wimp (i.e. the neddle) then you shouldn't have one, fake or otherwise. Fake ones are....well.....sad. and you are contradicting your own beliefs if you "fake" one and having one is against your religion.

So, no, you shouldn't......

You're only saying that because you're a masochist and your religion demands much ink
 
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