In the spirit of drunkin friday nites...

PaperAirPlanes said:
Guinness?!

Guh, drink something worth while like Yuengling!

[don't hurt me, I'm just an innocent anti your kinda beer girl!!]
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First of all, I have no idea what that stuff is. Is it like a girly drink? Second of all, most girls are "anti my kinda beer girls". :mumblepussiesmumble:
 
ChefChiTown said:
Well, Guinness is an awesome beer made in Ireland and Ireland is better than Pottsville, PA, so...NANNY NANNY POO POO!!!

Wow, that was either really mean, or really, really gay of me.
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EVERYTHING sucks compared to Ireland and Ireland related things.
I'm prolly the biggest Ireland fan you'd ever meet,
and if I were there,
I'd be sitting in a pub, drunk off my ass, probably getting naked,
Drinking whatever the hell they serve,
cause it's Ireland!! :D
 
PaperAirPlanes said:
EVERYTHING sucks compared to Ireland and Ireland related things.
I'm prolly the biggest Ireland fan you'd ever meet,
and if I were there,
I'd be sitting in a pub, drunk off my ass, probably getting naked,
Drinking whatever the hell they serve,
cause it's Ireland!! :D
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You do realize that they'd be serving you Guinness...right? HAHAHAHA...as long as you get naked, I guess it doesn't matter though.
 
PaperAirPlanes said:
If I'm gettin' naked,
I'm drunk enough to drink Guinness.
That was my point,
try to keep up dear =)
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But, they'd be serving you Guinness the whole time. I mean, it's Ireland...dear. :p

PS - I've listened to the song "Surrender To Me" by Boston like 8 times in a row tonight. I don't ever want to stop listening to it.

HEY, you never believe what I say
You're gonna surrender someday
Surrender to me
Surrender to me
All the WAAAAAaaaaay, surrender to me
All the WAAAAAaaaaay, surrender to me

Look how good at internet karaoke I am, HAHAHAHA.
 
ChefChiTown said:
But, they'd be serving you Guinness the whole time. I mean, it's Ireland...dear. :p

PS - I've listened to the song "Surrender To Me" by Boston like 8 times in a row tonight. I don't ever want to stop listening to it.

HEY, you never believe what I say
You're gonna surrender someday
Surrender to me
Surrender to me
All the WAAAAAaaaaay, surrender to me
All the WAAAAAaaaaay, surrender to me

Look how good at internet karaoke I am, HAHAHAHA.
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Well, then I guess I'll be drinking Irish piss water all nite then! lmao. okok, so it's not THAT bad, it's just not to my liking.

I've heard that song a few times!
You'll listen to it a dozen more times.
And you're totally awesome at internet karaoke, in key and everything. woo!!

I'm watchin 1,000 ways to die.
And theres this dude,
who stuffs sausage down his pants,
pretending he's packin something worth while,
but somehow he died,
I'll update ya how sausage in the knickers kills in like 10mins,
just incase you ever walked into the grocery store and eyeballed the sausage with a "I wonder what this would do if I shoved it down my pants" thought!
 
PaperAirPlanes said:
Well, then I guess I'll be drinking Irish piss water all nite then! lmao. okok, so it's not THAT bad, it's just not to my liking.

I've heard that song a few times!
You'll listen to it a dozen more times.
And you're totally awesome at internet karaoke, in key and everything. woo!!

I'm watchin 1,000 ways to die.
And theres this dude,
who stuffs sausage down his pants,
pretending he's packin something worth while,
but somehow he died,
I'll update ya how sausage in the knickers kills in like 10mins,
just incase you ever walked into the grocery store and eyeballed the sausage with a "I wonder what this would do if I shoved it down my pants" thought!
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You know, I wonder that almost everytime I'm in the grocery store and pass the sausages. I think to myself, "I wonder what would happen if I jammed one of those into my trousers". I mean, why would I think of eating them or something sensible, you know?
 
ChefChiTown said:
You know, I wonder that almost everytime I'm in the grocery store and pass the sausages. I think to myself, "I wonder what would happen if I jammed one of those into my trousers". I mean, why would I think of eating them or something sensible, you know?
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You never knw,
this dude did it cause apparently in HS, the dudes in the locker-room were gettin too look-see and raggin on his teeny weenie!

At anyrate, he tied the sausage to his leg,
and cut his circulation off
and it went to his heart
and now he's dead.
 
PaperAirPlanes said:
You never knw,
this dude did it cause apparently in HS, the dudes in the locker-room were gettin too look-see and raggin on his teeny weenie!

At anyrate, he tied the sausage to his leg,
and cut his circulation off
and it went to his heart
and now he's dead.
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HAHAHAHAHA, I want to die like that. No, no...I don't. I want my original prayer to be answered and I want to be hit by a runaway beer truck, nearly killing me (although, not quite dead). Then, I want my limp body to lay in the massive pool of beer and I want to drown while I try to drink myself out of it. Aaaaaah, aaaaawesome.
 
ChefChiTown said:
HAHAHAHAHA, I want to die like that. No, no...I don't. I want my original prayer to be answered and I want to be hit by a runaway beer truck, nearly killing me (although, not quite dead). Then, I want my limp body to lay in the massive pool of beer and I want to drown while I try to drink myself out of it. Aaaaaah, aaaaawesome.
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That's a pretty awesome way to die, I'll admit.

I'd go for something sexual,
yet innocent,
yet naughty.
Cause if I'mma die, I'mm die with style and go out with a symbolic bang!
 
PaperAirPlanes said:
That's a pretty awesome way to die, I'll admit.

I'd go for something sexual,
yet innocent,
yet naughty.
Cause if I'mma die, I'mm die with style and go out with a symbolic bang!
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Ironically, I'll probably be having sex while I die. Not because it will be symbolic, but because I'll be so fucking surprised that I'm actually having sex that it will send my heart into shock, giving me a heart attack that kills me on the spot.

For some reason, my beers are NOT staying cold tonight. What the fuck TEMPERATURE?
 
ChefChiTown said:
Ironically, I'll probably be having sex while I die. Not because it will be symbolic, but because I'll be so fucking surprised that I'm actually having sex that it will send my heart into shock, giving me a heart attack that kills me on the spot.

For some reason, my beers are NOT staying cold tonight. What the fuck TEMPERATURE?
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Maybe you're too hott for the beer to handle?


ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,
ahem I'm sorry,
that was false hope at it's finest.
:D
 
PaperAirPlanes said:
Least the threads getting some action,
cause you and I arn't.
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Speak for yourse...yeeeeah, you're right.
 
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