I... think I'm flattered?
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Women...go figure.....lol...no no seriously now you are right, but it was said as a compliment even though the guy isn't Mr smooth-with-da-words...and where is that photo you promised?
lol.......
Did I promise you a photo of my butt? OK. I'll do my best this weekend to get into a trisuit or some compression wear and take a few pics of my body and post them
What's the best way to add a pic to a post?
Oh. Question answered
I shoulda actually read all the way down
I shoulda actually read all the way down
Usually I just give the guy a look that could refreeze the polar ice cap. (Every guy on this forum knows that look
That is usually enough to satisfy me
But sometimes it isn't, in which case I say "If you think my ass is hard, you obviously haven't calculated where your cranium factors in on the Moh's Hardness Scale. Your obtuseness has completely redefined the scale. Congratulations on your stellar achievement of eschewing discretion."
In other words, you're a f uckwad.
It's not THAT derogatory, is it?
This post is all that's wrong with the men in the world. You're a complete stranger to them and they start apologizing and asking if they can buy you a drink. pansies...
Please do not be a GRUMP
.......we just want a pic of your RUMP.A GRUMP with a PUMPED RUMP.....may give Chillen a LUMP.......please have mercy.....
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Feel the thunder of your recuperation powers as you CAMP your face next to your lighted goal LAMP.
Continue to RAMP and your goal will have date STAMP
You are the "personal" CHAMP.
NEVER........break CAMP!
GOT THAT?!
Hope your day is great today, and you slept well so you can excel!
Chillen
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If I was fat and ugly, they'd probably tell me to screw off, Karky
I'm just tweaking their brain, and if they want to buy me a drink, that's fine with me ... I just want them to be aware of what they've said, that's all. It's not like I'm being a total bee-atch to them. Sometimes they even laugh at what I've said and start engaging in a conversation. No worries ... I'm not that intimidating ... only my ass is
If I was fat and ugly, they'd probably tell me to screw off, Karky
I'm just tweaking their brain, and if they want to buy me a drink, that's fine with me ... I just want them to be aware of what they've said, that's all. It's not like I'm being a total bee-atch to them. Sometimes they even laugh at what I've said and start engaging in a conversation. No worries ... I'm not that intimidating ... only my ass is
Oh so you're hot? Well.. then I apologize! Can I buy you a drink?
I will most certainly let you buy me a drink, Mr. Karky
Just don't get me drunk
Just don't get me drunk
YOU GUYS!!!!! Get a room
As promised.... drumroll please! PANDA-BUTT 2.0! Better than before but still in progress. As you can see, a little bit higher, rounder, tighter, but it still has that Hispanic jiggle we all know and love! Bootylicious!
Enjoy, you butt-mongering-perverts. I better get mad compliments after all this.
Enjoy, you butt-mongering-perverts. I better get mad compliments after all this.
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Well, hello there!!! NICE!!!
Keep it up and don't forget...post photos every now and then with your...progress feast for the eyes, i'm tellin ya!
feast for the eyes, i'm tellin ya!Sure, I'll take some pics of my butt
Just tell me how to post them
Just tell me how to post them
Oh boy....Is it getting hot in here or is it just me??!!