I... think I'm flattered?

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So last night I'm in the student government office helping print and fold flyers for an upcoming event, and someone somehow manages to collide squarely with my backside. Not too awkward I suppose, until they commented "Woah, your butt is way too firm and muscular for a girl butt. I prefer them softer..."

On the one hand its like "That is sooo inappropriate..." but a tiny part of me is like "I have buns of STEEL! Yessssssss." :D

That is all.
 
Buns of steel rule!!!!!
 
Red_Panda said:
So last night I'm in the student government office helping print and fold flyers for an upcoming event, and someone somehow manages to collide squarely with my backside. Not too awkward I suppose, until they commented "Woah, your butt is way too firm and muscular for a girl butt. I prefer them softer..."

On the one hand its like "That is sooo inappropriate..." but a tiny part of me is like "I have buns of STEEL! Yessssssss." :D

That is all.
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Welcome to the world of being a female with a hard ass! :D CONGRATULATIONS RED PANDA!

I've been hearing that all my life. It's a back-handed slap in the face and extremely rude. There are things you can say back to men that say things like this in order to put them in their place immediately. And they aren't derogatory, either.
 
"Hey brotha and sista's! "Do not pass GO, we must watch the @ss SHOW."​

Therefore sit in your witness BOX, because Red_Panda is a FOX with an @ss made out of concrete BLOCKS......

ALL brotha and sista's passed out and were ROCKED with your @ss of ROCKS!

Whoa! What a show, ya' know!

Disclaimer:

What you have just seen is intense butt MEAT.

It is SWEET and illegal on the city STREET.

And.......made of reinforced CONCRETE.

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It was such a TREAT to "experience" Red_Panda's butt heat! (I jealous, he, he...>:))


All Hail the SASS in the @SS of complete CLASS



Youre beauty will never PASS..........but.....pleaaaaase do not pass gas....

This would sort of....ya know........."UN-ROCK"

M'kay........geesh.......:)


Best wishes


Chillen
 
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That is awesome. However I wouldn't consider what he said too inappropriate. Some people just have no tact. I'm one of them :cheeky2: Besides, in the end what he said made you feel good.
 
Well its not like my butt has zero fat on it, keep in mind I'm trying to lose weight here. Even at my height (5'11") a weight of 161 pounds is not "sinewy" by any means. I have my big Hispanic booty fer sure. There's just muscle... under that I guess? I was actually surprised by the comment, I wouldn't have thought of my butt as all that firm. After he said it though I just had to grab my own butt in private to test it out and it is starting to tighten up... getting higher and rounder too now that I've started checking it out... my butt is niiiiice...
 
Your heart should pitter-patter when people give compliment chatter.

Got that? :)

You have worked hard, and earned it..........girl......soak this feeling in, and feel great! :)

Your CHEEKS SPEAK.......cause of your bodily TECHNIQUES!

And here at the fitness forum.....we will speak about them for WEEKS!


All brotha and sista's.......know your rumps are thick BRICKS.

Now, we want a Pic of this CHICK

This would be wicked SICK and damn SLICK......

Can you do this TRICK?

You do get some exercise and burn extra calories out of this!! :)

One finger CLICK.

A few QUICK keyboard hand TRICKS

And our hearts KICK by seeing your twin BRICKS!

:valintines:


ROCK ON! GIRL!


Carry them PROUD!.......

Keep the head up......!


Best regards,

Chillen
 
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Eric L said:
If you tap it and it giggles for less than a second, it is not sexy. Is that what you are saying Kraken?

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Bunz' O' Steel. Rawr.
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yup just a little extra motion back there is a good thing. I'm not talking about some big wide ass you can play poker on while you're hittin' it.
 
i_love_muscle said:
Welcome to the world of being a female with a hard ass! :D CONGRATULATIONS RED PANDA!

I've been hearing that all my life. It's a back-handed slap in the face and extremely rude. There are things you can say back to men that say things like this in order to put them in their place immediately. And they aren't derogatory, either.
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Let me guess

"err.. well.. your penis is small!!"

:p

no seriously, what is it?
 
Was your next line - "Do you have a magnet in your head"...."you must do because you're attracting my buns of steel"...*sex scene ensues*....(and yes, i did steal this from family guy)
 
Streamline said:
Was your next line - "Do you have a magnet in your head"...."you must do because you're attracting my buns of steel"...*sex scene ensues*....(and yes, i did steal this from family guy)
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Wouldn't it have to be a magnet in the crotch.... NO WAIT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
 
Karky said:
Let me guess

"err.. well.. your penis is small!!"

:p

no seriously, what is it?
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Usually I just give the guy a look that could refreeze the polar ice cap. (Every guy on this forum knows that look :D) Then I hear a bunch of "I'm sorry's". Sometimes a "Can I buy you a drink?". Or "I didn't mean it that way." Or "I didn't say it wasn't nice." Yeah. Whatever ****head. You're a bug on my windshield. SPLAT.

That is usually enough to satisfy me :)

But sometimes it isn't, in which case I say "If you think my ass is hard, you obviously haven't calculated where your cranium factors in on the Moh's Hardness Scale. Your obtuseness has completely redefined the scale. Congratulations on your stellar achievement of eschewing discretion."

In other words, you're a f uckwad.

It's not THAT derogatory, is it? :)
 
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