I got my mandatory army service postponed!

If not, I just invented it!

You sure did! :)

Maybe Norwegians really are the master race ... :violent2:
 
You sure did! :)

Maybe Norwegians really are the master race ... :violent2:

We are! We've invented lots of useful things! Like the best device every to cut cheese with.. we probably also invented skiis :p Oh and snow! And polar bears, penguins, igloos, I bet we had a good hand in those viking longships aswell :D Not to mention the best battle axes you'll ever wield! You can even throw them with great accuracy (it may require viking strength to actually throw them)
 
Awesome axes going on! And great pillaging efforts, too!! :)

I think the fact that the Vikings were the first Europeans to get to North America is amazing. Apparently you hit Newfoundland first in 1001 A.D. We're finding tons of Viking artifacts on "The Rock".

You guys also invented XC skiing, didn't you?

Well really, when you think about it, any country that has fjords, the group "A-ha", norwegian Xmas cookies (yummy!), cardamom coffeecake and reindeer can't be that bad ... :D

But the Lutefisk I can do without :p
 
Awesome axes going on! And great pillaging efforts, too!! :)

I think the fact that the Vikings were the first Europeans to get to North America is amazing. Apparently you hit Newfoundland first in 1001 A.D. We're finding tons of Viking artifacts on "The Rock".

You guys also invented XC skiing, didn't you?

Well really, when you think about it, any country that has fjords, the group "A-ha", norwegian Xmas cookies (yummy!), cardamom coffeecake and reindeer can't be that bad ... :D

But the Lutefisk I can do without :p

Yeah, this viking dude went from Greenland to North America around 1001 A.D if I remember correctly, can't remember his name though :( Apparently he wasn't there for all that long, though.

I'd think we invented XC skiing.. but I don't think anyone knows for sure who actually did it first, but I think there are some cave carvings (dunno the English word for it..) showing people XC skiin found in Norway that are pretty damn old :p
 
Good point, Karky. Perhaps it was "temporary insanity" or a "temporary biological cerebral dysfunction".

Yeah. That's it. Temporary condition ... ;)

Yeap, I could always say that. The psychiatrist said that I was in treatment, so now I could be cured.

The reason for not being able to join the army is age. There are age limits and I'm over-aged.
 
You can always join the Foreign Legion and forget all about it;)
 
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