Health, Fitness, Penis Size and Firmness

OKay Kraken......that rhye s@cked:

Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from your ASS and add a MASS OF RHYMING CLASS at lassst, instead of so much GAS.


:)


Best wishes

Chillen

your style is crass
anything but class
sounds like passing gas
smells like ass, trash and old grass
 
hahaha ;)

Quit Braggin Kitty Kat...

You don't see me starting a thread about breast size and firmness, now do you ....
 
For Kraken

Chillen SAID:

Not all men are annoying. Some are DEAD.
If I wanted any Sh@T, I would squeeze your HEAD.
All your "unmotivated" spirits FLED.:)
But........the dang crap sure did SPREAD!........


Get out the mops!!!!!!!

:)

Best wishes,


Chillen
 
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For Kraken

Chillen SAID:

Not all men are annoying. Some are DEAD.
If I wanted any Sh@T, I would squeeze your HEAD.
All your "unmotivated" spirits FLED.:)
But........the dang crap sure did SPREAD!........


Get out the mops!!!!!!!

:)

Best wishes,


Chillen

:eek: good god chrsit what are we gunna do with you..... weirdo! hahahaa
 
For Kraken

Chillen SAID:

Not all men are annoying. Some are DEAD.
If I wanted any Sh@T, I would squeeze your HEAD.
All your "unmotivated" spirits FLED.:)
But........the dang crap sure did SPREAD!........


Get out the mops!!!!!!!

:)

Best wishes,


Chillen

interesting pile of sh!t
to you this is a hit
but your words do not fit
you need to submit and admit
that Kraken is it
so go commit
to a home for the mentally unfit
the straightjacket will fit
so will the helmet
 
For Kraken:

I'm not your type. I'm not INFLATABLE
My man hood is DEBATABLE


Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's TONGUE
This is how I get rid of the personal DUNG.

Kraken's consciousness: that annoying time between NAPS
when he FLAPS his TRAP with what he think are RAPS.

TRAP THIS FLAP!............NOW!!!!!!!!---------------------->:)


Get out the mouth locks!!!!!

:)


Best wishes,

Chillen
 
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I did always figure her name was a play on I, Robot.

Which is why I was very confused when we first encountered each other and she went all feminazi gladiator on my ass. :rofl:

P.S. looooool @ second puberty. :luxlove:

It seemed like the right thing to do at the time. And I know you liked it ;)
 
Have you lost any fat round your waist? That'll make more of the penis visible. Firmness could just be through better circulation from exercise though

But, I_Love_Muscle, seriously, the penis being a muscle? WTF were you thinking? :rofl:

Obvoiusly I wasn't thinking. I lost my mind after reading Focus' post about his penis getting bigger. I only have so much blood to fill my parts, too. And the brain does suffer ...

Assuming I even have one after hearing the word "Penis" ...
 
Just giving Focus a little jocularity ;)

Besides, after my initial argument (albeit tongue in cheek), this latest diversion tactic was the best I could come up with ...

Seems to have worked out quite well :)
 
oh it just got a bit ghey in here
 
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