Has Anyone Ever Had This Problem? (explicit ... adult content advisory)

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DON'T BE AFRAID SWEETIE, WE DON'T BITE (UNLESS YOU WANT US TOO :rolleyes: ). LOOK FOR US AT THE GYM... REX WILL BE THE ONE DOING THE THREE LEGGED SQUATS. THERE WILL PROBABLY BE A FEW OF HIS STUDENTS AROUND HIM WATCHING. THEY WILL ALL LIKELY BE WEARING ADULT DIAPERS AFTER HAVING THEIR "O RINGS" RIPPED OUT OF THEM. :eek:
 
EB847 said:
DON'T BE AFRAID SWEETIE, WE DON'T BITE (UNLESS YOU WANT US TOO :rolleyes: ). LOOK FOR US AT THE GYM... REX WILL BE THE ONE DOING THE THREE LEGGED SQUATS. THERE WILL PROBABLY BE A FEW OF HIS STUDENTS AROUND HIM WATCHING. THEY WILL ALL LIKELY BE WEARING ADULT DIAPERS AFTER HAVING THEIR "O RINGS" RIPPED OUT OF THEM. :eek:
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Be careful, O-rings are VERY high in saturated fat. Although chewy and delicious... they are not good for you.

The guys at Burger King have the best O-rings by far, but the fat guy at Mel's has a close second. To add insult to injury, O-rings make your breath stink. They smell like s#!t after an hour or 2.

Stick with a healthier snack like nuts or jerky.

CH
 
ChickenNecks said:
Be careful, O-rings are VERY high in saturated fat. Although chewy and delicious... they are not good for you.

The guys at Burger King have the best O-rings by far, but the fat guy at Mel's has a close second. To add insult to injury, O-rings make your breath stink. They smell like s#!t after an hour or 2.

Stick with a healthier snack like nuts or jerky.

CH
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I GOT AN O RING FROM A GUY WHO WORKED AT JAMBA JUICE ONCE.... TASTED LIKE WHEAT GRASS AND BANANA. :rolleyes:
 
Ummmmm...OK.

Another way to go is fresh vegetables.

I like whole corn. Boil about 2 quarts of water and stick a cube of chicken boullion in your corn whole for 20 mins. It is fun, tasty, lowfat and refrigerates for a week.
 
HEY, TURKEY LIPS...

AREN'T YOU THE GUY THAT "KABOBBED" BY REX WHEN HE TRIED TO SHOW YOU THAT SYNCHRONIZED YOGA POSITION HE INVENTED? :confused: I HEARD HE WAS WALKING AROUND WITH YOU LIKE A FLY MOUNTED IN A BUG COLLECTION.
 
Oh Im in on this one...Im always up for men that need a good "workout" and Im always willing to please..You'll be wondering who you were so upset about when Im done...forget about handsome..We redheads have our ways my dear...to make you sweat
 
EB847 said:
HEY, YOU WANNA BE OUR SPOTTER? WE CHANGED THE MEETING PLACE TO "JACKS WIENERS AND WEIGHTS".
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I love Jacks place..great place to grab a bite and get a good sweat on...you name the time and the place..Ill spot ya
 
newbride02 said:
UMM, is it just me or is this competly inappropriate for a weight loss forum?
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GIRRRRL, IT'S JUST YOU.

PLUS, WE ALREADY GOT KICKED OFF THE LUMBERJACKS OF AMERICA FORUM.
 
Thank you errtu, someone with comman scense. I think they should take it to a talk dirty to me forum
 
Im guessing the mods will be stepping in soon............... I mean get your jollies how ya want but insulting people............
 
errtu140 said:
Im guessing the mods will be stepping in soon............... I mean get your jollies how ya want but insulting people............
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HEY, YOU LEAVE TURKEYTITS ALONE YOU DOUCHE... :mad:
 
errtu140 said:
seems retarded to me but whatever floats your boat
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PLEASE DON'T THROW THE WORD RETARDED AROUND, IT IS INSULTING TO US RETARDS. YOUR JUST JEALLOUS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE EXCESSIVE SALIVA PRODUCTION AND CAN'T PARK UP FRONT. :eek: YOU SHOULD WATCH ME ON THE TREADMILL... IT'S SOME FUNNY $HIT!
 
I think everyone needs to chill man.. jeez.. these guys were just horsing around and this is getting blown out of proportion! It all was in fun.. I truly think it was!
 
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