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I have a very nasty habit of biting my nails. During this time, I don't wash my hands nearly as much as I should and I'm handling PE equipment all day that has been touched by about 200 kids a day and numerous adults. I've had one sinus infection in this time. However, I have a friend that is a clean freak in the strictest definition. He gets sick numerous times through the year. And I can think of numerous examples like this.

I guess what I'm trying to say is washing your hands isn't going to make you sick. However, I suppose you're not going to start washing your hands if you haven't at this point.

So, I just want to make sure that I never shake your hand. Because I can assure you that I, nor any other guy/girl wants to touch your ***** or anything that has touched your *****.
 
I've actually started a habit of washing my hands more often, and more thuroughly. I haven't been sick after passing through going on my second season of flus and colds.
 
evolution said:
I have a very nasty habit of biting my nails. During this time, I don't wash my hands nearly as much as I should and I'm handling PE equipment all day that has been touched by about 200 kids a day and numerous adults. I've had one sinus infection in this time. However, I have a friend that is a clean freak in the strictest definition. He gets sick numerous times through the year. And I can think of numerous examples like this.

I guess what I'm trying to say is washing your hands isn't going to make you sick. However, I suppose you're not going to start washing your hands if you haven't at this point.

So, I just want to make sure that I never shake your hand. Because I can assure you that I, nor any other guy/girl wants to touch your ***** or anything that has touched your *****.
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Evo, I used to bite nails constantly, you just need to stop, it is possible! buy one of thoe chew-toys for dogs and use that instead if you need something to chew on :D :p
 
I wouldnt really say Im the mosy hygenic person with the whole hand washing thing but I never get sick.

I can get in and out of a public restroom without coming into skin contact with anything. I use my elbows!
 
Karky said:
man A walks into bathroom, takes a piss, walks towards the door. then man B says "didn't your mom teach you to wash your hands?" man A looks at weird at him and replies "didn't your mom teach you not to piss on your fingers?" and walks out.

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:yelrotflmao: thats funny man.
Heres a joke for you:
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'
 
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