Go workout before your bad jokes make me angry.
I don't really think you got the point. it's a joke, I'm not saying you should do that.
Whoever thinks its a good idea to touch your wanker in public and then go out and touch other stuff is dumb.
Mr. T said:I pity the fool who doesn't wash his hands after touching his junk.
If using the bathroom and touching your privates while doing so is such a bad thing and will make you sick, then you would have long ago gotten a terrible illness. I much rather not wash my hands in a public restroom and eat food, than touch everything in the bathroom while washing my hands then going to eat. If you have to get dirty, what better thing to do than touch yourself; at least you know where your parts been --- I hope.
If using the bathroom and touching your privates while doing so is such a bad thing and will make you sick, then you would have long ago gotten a terrible illness. I much rather not wash my hands in a public restroom and eat food, than touch everything in the bathroom while washing my hands then going to eat. If you have to get dirty, what better thing to do than touch yourself; at least you know where your parts been --- I hope.
I'm very hygienic; I have never been sick. Except with the chicken pox when I was very young. Is there a correlation, necessarily? No. But the implication makes a great deal more sense than what you just said.
For starters, I can get in and out of most public restrooms without ever coming into direct with (see: skin touching) anything but myself and the soap. Then something about your ***** (or any part of you, really) not being anywhere near as clean as you think it is, despite your supposedly 'knowing where it's been'.
Edit: Bah. LV beat me to it, and was more direct. I lose.![]()
Do you have like, mutant healing powers? After reading your workouts and now knowing of this information, 2 and 2 makes 4...
And 4=MUTANT.