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was won by hitmonlee and machamp because they have been working out and doing their research on this forum and been doing their deadlifts and squats. Then machamp and hitmonlee went to britney spears' house and continued to...
hitmonlee and machamp went to the gym to do some squats and deadlifts. when they got there, mreik, LV, and karky were there, hogging all the equipment already. himonlee and machamp got pissed and proceeded to fight mreik, LV and karky and the victor was....
how did jamarcus russel get in this fight? WTF?!?!
anyways, he went and tried to get a job as a rodeo clown but instead he...
anyways, he went and tried to get a job as a rodeo clown but instead he...
realized it is better to do squats yan curls but she was too much of a wimp to do any; so she started taking...
doing real squats with his squat rack so she got jelous and...
i took some time and got the whole entire story together. pretty fudg'n funny.
There was this dude walking in the park when all the sudden he saw a gorgeous female who turned out to be a ladyboy from Thailand. He could handle that, until he saw the giant fudgecake he was eating. He smacked he/she in the face when all the sudden His Mom came round the corner with her slowly dragging a huge black duffle bag, this confused him because when he looked in it he was extremely surprised. It was a bag filled with refried beans. Immediately he ate the beans and began to cry. For it was a no-carb day than he killed himself the end of the day was near, when he realised he hadn't had a protein shake all day, so .. He decided to raid his roommates fridge but when he got there he saw an ice cream van outside so he decided to commit grand theft auto but someone tied his shoelaces together so he fell over! Then he ran home to him mummy but when he got there she was doing the ice cream man . who was giving his mum all the ice cream he jumped out the window when . a monkey seized him by the banana and peeled it, the monkey said . "this banana's gone soft, maybe if i .. rub it gently between my tits my banana will get hard. So he decided to make a Rocket ship to get his mind out of the gutter, while he was making it he encountered a problem he decided to fix it by .. smoking a joint. The weed-smoking monkey then jumped out and landed directly on top of a . giant left handed peanut, of course this was nothing but a butane tank . dressed up like the giant peanut which serves no purpose, but to . heat up some protein pankcakes which give you the mean hershey squirts. especially when you are naked drinking beer outside the.. gym at four in the morning with a donkey, an eskimo, four midgets, and a cardboard standup of Pikachu while listening to Cotton-Eyed Joe on your new porn video while holding A 200lb dumbell. The eskimo . took my beer and porn video, then ran in the woods, and was later found naked and flirting with one of the midgets. The midget had 'The Fugitive' on VHS . but he wanted the DVD, so he snuck back into the hanky panky porn store to do a switcheroo on the porno, but then he relized there was too much porno on his life, so he put the dvd down, grabbed the cashier and.. made his own. Once he was done he reached for the door when he saw a giant parakeet that was steadily consuming hot dog-flavored candies and tonymcclellan challanged the parakeet to a duel .. He was so excited about this he did a huge fart, but all of a sudden, Chuck Norris jumped out of nowhere and they danced 70's disco hits till the morning after. Then they realized . they killed the parakeet by dancing on it . everyone was sad until michael jackson turned up and . invited tonymcclellan and Chuck Norris to sleep over at his house . took them to his funfair! Then he showed them around the bedrooms And they bumped into Macaulay Culkin who saw tonymcclellan and Chuck Norris being invited to sleep at Michael Jackson's house.. so whipped out his ***** and decided to watch "home alone". When the movie finished Michael Jackson proceeded to unzip his freshly downloaded .zip file which contained a faster .zip file extractor, then executed the .exe file which opened . the top 10 greatest celebrity criminal unjustices since 1900, which was topped by himself marrying Lisa Marie Presley. This made MJ want to puke so he grabbed OJ simpson and wrote a book with him called "If I had slept with a minor this is how I would have done it", which was explicit, and of course, a huge success. This encouraged both MJ and OJ run for president, which they did not accomplish because MJ was killed by Oj when he tried to rape him. Because of this, the other candidate - Jenna Jameson - . was voted in, the whole USA rejoiced as she proceeded to . flop out her giant knockers. As she did this a wild cat which was walking by . which went by the name of Snowball II because it was off the Simpsons! Homer ran to the couch and .. saw bart kissing lisa, they were actually rehearsing for a school show about Man bear pig awarness. Once homer relized this he.. Got into a discussion with Marge about whether or not nachos or sandwiches were the most versatile food. Since bear and pig can be put on both . Marge though it was sandwiches so quickly whipped into the kitchen and made some .. bear pig shlong sandwiches. The family all took a bit into the bear pig shlong sandwiches when . they realized the man bear pig thing was taken from a South Park episode featuring Al Gore. Al Gore .. died. then super mario came out of nowhere and started to . eat cats. Luigi had a shave. Luigi then went to a rave, died of an overdose and dug himself up out of his grave. Then mario, luigi, toad,and princess peach realized that the whole world was zombies except them so they all went and got protein boy some well needed mental help from K-Mart. They got distracted by the Martha Stewart Towels and. . . realized he was already a zombie and so were all the phsychiatrists so then i started running until my feet transformed into wheels and my arms into paddles, which allowed me to plunge my head into the nicely assorted banana hammock section. I immediatley put one on. . . my oven mitts to keep from hurting myself when striking my own head . Win Rocky Balboa's heavy weight title belt which was stolen by a drunk care-bear who was abused by both his parents, girlfriends and friends who he ever met since he was a cub in the forest where everything used to annoy him too until he decided to leave for the great life of the ciy. Once there . the ciy was pretty plain, then he realised he had gone to the ciy instead of the city! So then he finally took a plane and made it to the city!! Once THERE . he realized he was so angry that he started unrooting trees and flipping them around while drinking protein beer, but realized he had too many and he went into a new rehab centre where he met Britney Spears and a squat rack and was blinded by the reflection on her bald head. He thought it would be a good idea to. . . comb his hair in the reflection of britney spears bald head because . his herbal essenses shampoo gave him amazing reflective powers, so BS decided to challenge him to a pokemon battle which was won by hitmonlee and machamp because they have been working out and doing their research on this forum and been doing their deadlifts and squats. Then machamp and hitmonlee went to britney spears' house and continued to have fun on her coach and then hitmonlee and machamp went to the gym to do some squats and deadlifts. when they got there, mreik, LV, and karky were there, hogging all the equipment already. himonlee and machamp got pissed and proceeded to fight mreik, LV and karky and the victor was . Jamarcus Russel. He was so excited he got drafted #1 overall he went and.. he went and tried to get a job as a rodeo clown but instead he
went on to host Flavor of Love Charm School!!. Monique didn't even see it coming, she suddenly.. bought a Nintendo Wii and did some concentration curls with the controller, then she realized it is better to do squats yan curls but she was too much of a wimp to do any; so she started taking to Proteinboy who was in the middle of doing real squats with his squat rack so she got jelous and...
There was this dude walking in the park when all the sudden he saw a gorgeous female who turned out to be a ladyboy from Thailand. He could handle that, until he saw the giant fudgecake he was eating. He smacked he/she in the face when all the sudden His Mom came round the corner with her slowly dragging a huge black duffle bag, this confused him because when he looked in it he was extremely surprised. It was a bag filled with refried beans. Immediately he ate the beans and began to cry. For it was a no-carb day than he killed himself the end of the day was near, when he realised he hadn't had a protein shake all day, so .. He decided to raid his roommates fridge but when he got there he saw an ice cream van outside so he decided to commit grand theft auto but someone tied his shoelaces together so he fell over! Then he ran home to him mummy but when he got there she was doing the ice cream man . who was giving his mum all the ice cream he jumped out the window when . a monkey seized him by the banana and peeled it, the monkey said . "this banana's gone soft, maybe if i .. rub it gently between my tits my banana will get hard. So he decided to make a Rocket ship to get his mind out of the gutter, while he was making it he encountered a problem he decided to fix it by .. smoking a joint. The weed-smoking monkey then jumped out and landed directly on top of a . giant left handed peanut, of course this was nothing but a butane tank . dressed up like the giant peanut which serves no purpose, but to . heat up some protein pankcakes which give you the mean hershey squirts. especially when you are naked drinking beer outside the.. gym at four in the morning with a donkey, an eskimo, four midgets, and a cardboard standup of Pikachu while listening to Cotton-Eyed Joe on your new porn video while holding A 200lb dumbell. The eskimo . took my beer and porn video, then ran in the woods, and was later found naked and flirting with one of the midgets. The midget had 'The Fugitive' on VHS . but he wanted the DVD, so he snuck back into the hanky panky porn store to do a switcheroo on the porno, but then he relized there was too much porno on his life, so he put the dvd down, grabbed the cashier and.. made his own. Once he was done he reached for the door when he saw a giant parakeet that was steadily consuming hot dog-flavored candies and tonymcclellan challanged the parakeet to a duel .. He was so excited about this he did a huge fart, but all of a sudden, Chuck Norris jumped out of nowhere and they danced 70's disco hits till the morning after. Then they realized . they killed the parakeet by dancing on it . everyone was sad until michael jackson turned up and . invited tonymcclellan and Chuck Norris to sleep over at his house . took them to his funfair! Then he showed them around the bedrooms And they bumped into Macaulay Culkin who saw tonymcclellan and Chuck Norris being invited to sleep at Michael Jackson's house.. so whipped out his ***** and decided to watch "home alone". When the movie finished Michael Jackson proceeded to unzip his freshly downloaded .zip file which contained a faster .zip file extractor, then executed the .exe file which opened . the top 10 greatest celebrity criminal unjustices since 1900, which was topped by himself marrying Lisa Marie Presley. This made MJ want to puke so he grabbed OJ simpson and wrote a book with him called "If I had slept with a minor this is how I would have done it", which was explicit, and of course, a huge success. This encouraged both MJ and OJ run for president, which they did not accomplish because MJ was killed by Oj when he tried to rape him. Because of this, the other candidate - Jenna Jameson - . was voted in, the whole USA rejoiced as she proceeded to . flop out her giant knockers. As she did this a wild cat which was walking by . which went by the name of Snowball II because it was off the Simpsons! Homer ran to the couch and .. saw bart kissing lisa, they were actually rehearsing for a school show about Man bear pig awarness. Once homer relized this he.. Got into a discussion with Marge about whether or not nachos or sandwiches were the most versatile food. Since bear and pig can be put on both . Marge though it was sandwiches so quickly whipped into the kitchen and made some .. bear pig shlong sandwiches. The family all took a bit into the bear pig shlong sandwiches when . they realized the man bear pig thing was taken from a South Park episode featuring Al Gore. Al Gore .. died. then super mario came out of nowhere and started to . eat cats. Luigi had a shave. Luigi then went to a rave, died of an overdose and dug himself up out of his grave. Then mario, luigi, toad,and princess peach realized that the whole world was zombies except them so they all went and got protein boy some well needed mental help from K-Mart. They got distracted by the Martha Stewart Towels and. . . realized he was already a zombie and so were all the phsychiatrists so then i started running until my feet transformed into wheels and my arms into paddles, which allowed me to plunge my head into the nicely assorted banana hammock section. I immediatley put one on. . . my oven mitts to keep from hurting myself when striking my own head . Win Rocky Balboa's heavy weight title belt which was stolen by a drunk care-bear who was abused by both his parents, girlfriends and friends who he ever met since he was a cub in the forest where everything used to annoy him too until he decided to leave for the great life of the ciy. Once there . the ciy was pretty plain, then he realised he had gone to the ciy instead of the city! So then he finally took a plane and made it to the city!! Once THERE . he realized he was so angry that he started unrooting trees and flipping them around while drinking protein beer, but realized he had too many and he went into a new rehab centre where he met Britney Spears and a squat rack and was blinded by the reflection on her bald head. He thought it would be a good idea to. . . comb his hair in the reflection of britney spears bald head because . his herbal essenses shampoo gave him amazing reflective powers, so BS decided to challenge him to a pokemon battle which was won by hitmonlee and machamp because they have been working out and doing their research on this forum and been doing their deadlifts and squats. Then machamp and hitmonlee went to britney spears' house and continued to have fun on her coach and then hitmonlee and machamp went to the gym to do some squats and deadlifts. when they got there, mreik, LV, and karky were there, hogging all the equipment already. himonlee and machamp got pissed and proceeded to fight mreik, LV and karky and the victor was . Jamarcus Russel. He was so excited he got drafted #1 overall he went and.. he went and tried to get a job as a rodeo clown but instead he
went on to host Flavor of Love Charm School!!. Monique didn't even see it coming, she suddenly.. bought a Nintendo Wii and did some concentration curls with the controller, then she realized it is better to do squats yan curls but she was too much of a wimp to do any; so she started taking to Proteinboy who was in the middle of doing real squats with his squat rack so she got jelous and...